Monday, December 03, 2012

A Malignant Narcissist Acknowledges Rosa Parks


Hey, who left that pile of sh-t on the bus?

Just wait until you see the bus he visits on Arafat's birthday.

"And then I looked right across the table at Romney and said, 'Four more f-ckin' years! Eat it loser!" (Sigh) "That was a good day."


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Worst HOV Lanes blow-up doll ever.

Best of Dr. Doom
President Obama - doing for incompetent leadership in the twenty first century what Rosa Parks did for equal rights in the twentieth century...

Best of jimmy
After two days of the scenery not changing, it dawned on the SCOAMF that this was not the bus back from the Smithsonian, but was in fact the bus in the *middle* of the Smithsonian.

Best of Mr Hankey
"The Weasels on the bus go "Tax Tax Spend...Tax Tax Spend... Tax Tax Spend""

Best of Spin
Barry, the Choom Gang ain't coming.

Best of blue
Barry wonders why all the other men got off at the stop for the lingerie football game......

Best of metalgarth
Driver, I told you not to take me through the neighborhoods where everyone has an Obamaphone.



20 comments:

straight8 said...

The only won not under the bus.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

AP Washington: 750,000 illegals trampled the prez attempting to simultaneously squeeze into his Free Ride bus.
Note: Might not have happened if they could read English and understand load limits.

-OR-

Forrest Gump: This bus feels just like an empty box of chocolates.

-OR-

Seeking guidance and inspiration on a bus to nowhere.

-OR-

Obamalama's Thawtbubble: Huh, I must have fallen asleep and missed my stop. This sure isn't Pennsylvania Ave.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Worst HOV Lanes blow-up doll ever.

-OR-

With the damned union squirrel on strike for more peanuts, V's forced to use a scab.

-OR-

Obamalama Grumblebubble: Stupid Stupid Stupid Secret Service prank... leaving me at the meeting with a dead cellphone and no money for cab fare!
Bet they gave that podium stalking rat a lift home.

Dr. Doom said...

President Obama - doing for incompetent leadership in the twenty first century what Rosa Parks did for equal rights in the twentieth century...

ATDHE...

jimmy said...

After two days of the scenery not changing, it dawned on the SCOAMF that this was not the bus back from the Smithsonian, but was in fact the bus in the *middle* of the Smithsonian.

--or--

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with my favorite letter--I!"

Mr Hankey said...

"The Weasels on the bus go "Tax Tax Spend...Tax Tax Spend... Tax Tax Spend""

Mr Hankey said...

Nobody puts Barry in the back f the bus...

prince of leaves said...

At last they had been located and brought to him. The God-King would finally have his long-sought revenge for that incident on the Punahou schoolbus at 7:53am on April 23, 1973

Spin said...

Barry, the Choom Gang ain't coming.


chronos the wonder pig said...

"Barry poses for pictures for his new revisionist history special: How I started the civil rights movement in Selma!"

blue said...

Barry wonders why all the other men got off at the stop for the lingerie football game......

Rodney Dill said...

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

Submariner said...

All surviving members of the Obama family that aren't under the bus are on it.

Submariner said...

Oh, Madame Tussaud; not you too!?!?

Submariner said...

Barry relives the memory of riding to school with all his friends...

Rodney Dill said...

"I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

metalgarth said...

Driver, I told you not to take me through the neighborhoods where everyone has an Obamaphone.

Cat Whisperer said...

President Obama rides the short bus to the White House.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Driver, we've been driving in circles!"

"Yes, I know, this bus is like you: it only makes left turns."

Mr Hankey said...

The remake of "The Fool On The Hill" from the new re-release of Magical Mystery Tour.