Friday, November 02, 2012

You got this

Working on stuff, so... take it, monors.





Best of Dr. Doom
Boba Mitt gets his man...

Best of Joshua
Zoom in closely on Mr. Fett's hands. On the left hand he wrote "Obama" with a marker and on the right hand he wrote "Carbonite".

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Er, Solo? Did you say 'Solo'? I thought you said 'Sulu'! No wonder he so enthusiastically ran toward my big gun!"

Best of Spin
That visor won't help if M'Chel shows up in the slave costume

Best of Rodney Dill
still not quite as stiff as Al Gore.

14 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Boba Mitt gets his man...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

The next Star Wars sequel will be a perfect metaphor for our political situation:

Mitt Romney as Boba Fett - the relentless pursuer
Barack Obama as Han Solo - the happy go lucky but incompetent cavalier
The National Debt as Jabba the Hut - the monster consuming everything in his vicinity

Dr. Doom said...

If this is Disney's vision for the sequel, let's hope that they don't cast Nancy Pelosi as Princess Leia...

Dr. Doom said...

"So a black guy and a Water Spaniel go into a ghey bar...", joked Mitt, "Oh wait - there's one right behind me isn't there?"

Joshua said...

Zoom in closely on Mr. Fett's hands. On the left hand he wrote "Obama" with a marker and on the right hand he wrote "Carbonite".

dadoctah said...

"Fett, you dimwit, you were supposed to bring me the other one, not Calrissian!"

captcha: exosting. Coming up with captions this close to election day is thoroughly exosting!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Come on, Jabba, you put out a big reward for that Solo character," Bubba Fett whined. "How about a reward for this turkey?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Er, Solo? Did you say 'Solo'? I thought you said 'Sulu'! No wonder he so enthusiastically ran toward my big gun!"

Spin said...

That visor won't help if M'Chel shows up in the slave costume

Rodney Dill said...

Expiration Date Jan. 20, 2013

Rodney Dill said...

I've seen this before... Joe Biden is really Bozo Fett.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Translating religious gang signs
"I'm telling women they have nothing to fear from our Dark Ages desire to force them to breed but don't worry, my fingers are crossed... I have binders full of potential breeders our storm troopers will target later."

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Stupid hand, stop trying to cover your heart. Our allegiance is to the 1% and the religious zealots who've taken over the GOP, not the nation.

Rodney Dill said...

still not quite as stiff as Al Gore.