Poor lass wouldn't be bent in such an awkward position if'n her center of gravity hadn't been artificially shifted. The boots are needed to keep her ankles from snapping off.
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AAA reacts to declining Road Service memberships. Women can choose the Chippendale option, while priests, boy scout troop leaders and coaches can request the deluxe apprentice mechanics package, complete with portable shower.
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I'm gonna have to check under the hood, if you know what I mean.
....something about her headlights & the way she handles a stick shift.....
Nice bumpers.
Poor lass wouldn't be bent in such an awkward position if'n her center of gravity hadn't been artificially shifted. The boots are needed to keep her ankles from snapping off.
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AAA reacts to declining Road Service memberships. Women can choose the Chippendale option, while priests, boy scout troop leaders and coaches can request the deluxe apprentice mechanics package, complete with portable shower.
Maybe the remake of "Delta Force" won't be so bad after all.
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