Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Three Guesses Who She Voted For

As Seen on Teh Facebooks



MSNBC has already offered her a show.



Best of GregMan
Starshine later wondered why none of the nearby servicemen came to her help when she got mugged while leaving the cemetary.

Best of Submariner
When BO noticed her, he immediately offered her the position of Veteran's Affairs Czar for his second term.

Best of Cat Whisperer
“WHERE ARE MY FREE CONTRACEPTIVES AND OTHER STUFFS!!!!”

Best of metalgarth
Example #238949 of not understanding the difference between 'clever' and 'stupid'

11 comments:

GregMan said...

Starshine later wondered why none of the nearby servicemen came to her help when she got mugged while leaving the cemetary.

Submariner said...

When BO noticed her, he immediately offered her the position of Veteran's Affairs Czar for his second term.

Submariner said...

"I got yer 1% right here, ya mutha..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After her arrest for disturbing the peace, the legally blind shrew countersued under the American for Disabilities Act. She was awarded more than enough to cover an arthritic knuckle replacement and buy a lifetime supply of bi-polar meds.

Submariner said...

Wait. Is this Steven Tyler? He's really buffed up, hasn't he?


v word - IBLOTHE - I be loath to acknowlege Moabama as President, too.

Cat Whisperer said...

“WHERE ARE MY FREE CONTRACEPTIVES AND OTHER STUFFS!!!!”

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In her defense, I'd have done the same thing if I'd just heard what that traitor Senator Leahy penciled into his email snooping legislation to further trample on the Constitution.
UPDATE: Leahy's office claims he's backing down due to public outrage. Time will tell.

metalgarth said...

Example #238949 of not understanding the difference between 'clever' and 'stupid'

metalgarth said...

It's like Peter Griffin saying: "This is worse than the time I threw a temper tantrum at Arlington National Cemetery"

GregMan said...

"Take this job and shove - wait, what?"

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/22/nonprofit-worker-fired-after-photo-scandal-at-arlington-national-cemetery/

Steve O said...

She can become a media darling by claiming to be a Tea Party supporter.