Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Stretch


8 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

On sale at CVS next to the Lee Press-On Nails display, the new Lee Press-On Face, so women can confidently ask:
Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?

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The Pelosi costume comes with a latex and putty mask, special stretchy rack and a sheet of two dozen crazy comments she's uttered that are guaranteed to scare your friends. Only $29.95

-OR-

Thanks, V and a happy belated Halloween to you, too. Now, every time Sweetie says she's "going to take her face off" before going to sleep, this image will haunt me.

Dr. Doom said...

I don't know what this is but I'm pretty sure the Clinton's are involved...

jimmy said...

ORA (kinda): "Moisturize me!"

Submariner said...

ORA

Don Rickles after Mike al'Moore sat on his StainMaster.

Submariner said...

Mitt; as viewed through the msm lens...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pelosi's back up just in case she's caught out in the rain and wrinkles up like a prune.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Original Star Trek: Operation - Annihilate!* The queen of the flying neural parasites on Deneva. Come to think of it, that's a good definition of Nancy Pelosi, too.

*First successful attempt to build an entire TV episode around several pieces of Silly Putty

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bold Predictions: When she finally leaves congress, Nancy Pelosi will became the official spokesmodel for the makers of fine Corinthian leather.

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On the SciFi channel: An adaptation of Stephen King's surreal novel Reincarnation - Nancy Pelosi portrays a scary trampoline that eats children.