Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Scared Straight

News Item: The Fascist Theocrats on the San Francisco City Council have voted to outlaw public nudidity. 


OMG, Ms Paltrow, put something on!


Best of champaignken
Mom?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Johnny reacts to the Hollywood Blvd ventriloquist's talking penis when it starts saying, "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you."

Best of Spin
At that very moment little Bruce became a "bottom" just so he would never have to face one of those again.

Best of Dr. Doom
Little Jimmy takes an horrifying look into his future in the streets of San Francisco...

7 comments:

GregMan said...

In a moment he would never forget, Timmy drops any thought he ever had about becoming a homosexual.

champaignken said...

Mom?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Throwing up a little in the mouth"
Little Billie sees his first designer vagina and reacts just about the same way the plastic surgeon did when the bandages came off.

-OR-

Johnny reacts to the Hollywood Blvd ventriloquist's talking penis when it starts saying, "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you."

Spin said...

At that very moment little Bruce became a "bottom" just so he would never have to face one of those again.

dadoctah said...

I just hope that kid's parents work for TSA.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Little Jimmy takes an horrifying look into his future in the streets of San Francisco...