Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Red Tide



"... and now you see what happens when a shark frenzy meets a water polo team. Isn't nature magnificent?"



Best of prince of leaves
Why you should never shift from Fap Turbo into Fap Overdrive without clutching.

Best of Cat Whisperer
Jamie Foxx calls President Obama “Our lord and savior” and now the rivers are turning into blood. Lets just skip to the end of the Bible to see what is next ...

Best of metalgarth
Huh, it's exactly the amount of Kool Aid consumed before the general election.

Best of GregMan
I see Sandra Fluke went swimming while she was on the rag again.

Best of dadoctah
For the first time in recorded history, there's *not* room for Jell-O.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"Now if this tide could only roll," said the Alabama fan.

Best of Spin
" Yes dear, every month from the ages of 12 to 50. Get used to it"

Best of Steve O
Okay. If locusts eat all the crops, I say we let the Jews do whatever they want, and we don't get in the way.

Best of Mr Hankey
Next time, the Tea Party gets ugly...

18 comments:

prince of leaves said...

The rising commodity price on baled cotton forced Rosie O'Donnell to use ineffective cheap subsitutes - with horrifying results.

prince of leaves said...

Why you should never shift from Fap Turbo into Fap Overdrive without clutching.

Spin said...

DAY TWO!!!

Cat Whisperer said...

Jamie Foxx calls President Obama “Our lord and savior” and now the rivers are turning into blood. Lets just skip to the end of the Bible to see what is next ...

Double the U said...

Ohhhh, this must be that red state tidal wave the republicans were talking about during the past election.

metalgarth said...

Huh, it's exactly the amount of Kool Aid consumed before the general election.

GregMan said...

I see Sandra Fluke went swimming while she was on the rag again.

dadoctah said...

For the first time in recorded history, there's *not* room for Jell-O.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Practical joke gone awry because some frat boy slept through his physics class on principles of Brownian motion and molecular diffusion.
that sounded a lot more amusing in my head

-OR-

This is why bank robbers shouldn't jump in the water with a bagful of explosive dye.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for the GOP after the pro and anti-tax sides finish beating each other over the heads with bibles.

WordVerify: Kongsty - what lab monkeys call their cages after being infected with germs that trigger explosive diarrhea

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"Aw, man, we must have just missed Jesus."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"Now if this tide could only roll," said the Alabama fan.

dadoctah said...

How festive! And just in time for Christmas too!

Spin said...

" Yes dear, every month from the ages of 12 to 50. Get used to it"

viewster.com said...

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Steve O said...

Okay. If locusts eat all the crops, I say we let the Jews do whatever they want, and we don't get in the way.

Mr Hankey said...

..it's the icebergs dying. Global Warming strikes again.

Mr Hankey said...

Next time, the Tea Party gets ugly...