"... and now you see what happens when a shark frenzy meets a water polo team. Isn't nature magnificent?"
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Why you should never shift from Fap Turbo into Fap Overdrive without clutching.
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Jamie Foxx calls President Obama “Our lord and savior” and now the rivers are turning into blood. Lets just skip to the end of the Bible to see what is next ...
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Huh, it's exactly the amount of Kool Aid consumed before the general election.
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I see Sandra Fluke went swimming while she was on the rag again.
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For the first time in recorded history, there's *not* room for Jell-O.
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"Now if this tide could only roll," said the Alabama fan.
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" Yes dear, every month from the ages of 12 to 50. Get used to it"
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Okay. If locusts eat all the crops, I say we let the Jews do whatever they want, and we don't get in the way.
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Next time, the Tea Party gets ugly...

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The rising commodity price on baled cotton forced Rosie O'Donnell to use ineffective cheap subsitutes - with horrifying results.
Why you should never shift from Fap Turbo into Fap Overdrive without clutching.
DAY TWO!!!
Jamie Foxx calls President Obama “Our lord and savior” and now the rivers are turning into blood. Lets just skip to the end of the Bible to see what is next ...
Ohhhh, this must be that red state tidal wave the republicans were talking about during the past election.
Huh, it's exactly the amount of Kool Aid consumed before the general election.
I see Sandra Fluke went swimming while she was on the rag again.
For the first time in recorded history, there's *not* room for Jell-O.
Practical joke gone awry because some frat boy slept through his physics class on principles of Brownian motion and molecular diffusion.
that sounded a lot more amusing in my head
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This is why bank robbers shouldn't jump in the water with a bagful of explosive dye.
Metaphor for the GOP after the pro and anti-tax sides finish beating each other over the heads with bibles.
WordVerify: Kongsty - what lab monkeys call their cages after being infected with germs that trigger explosive diarrhea
"Aw, man, we must have just missed Jesus."
"Now if this tide could only roll," said the Alabama fan.
How festive! And just in time for Christmas too!
" Yes dear, every month from the ages of 12 to 50. Get used to it"
I agree with your idea.You look like very talented.It is very happy to meet you. Thank you!
Okay. If locusts eat all the crops, I say we let the Jews do whatever they want, and we don't get in the way.
..it's the icebergs dying. Global Warming strikes again.
Next time, the Tea Party gets ugly...
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