"... and now you see what happens when a shark frenzy meets a water polo team. Isn't nature magnificent?"
Best of prince of leaves
Why you should never shift from Fap Turbo into Fap Overdrive without clutching.
Best of Cat Whisperer
Jamie Foxx calls President Obama “Our lord and savior” and now the rivers are turning into blood. Lets just skip to the end of the Bible to see what is next ...
Best of metalgarth
Huh, it's exactly the amount of Kool Aid consumed before the general election.
Best of GregMan
I see Sandra Fluke went swimming while she was on the rag again.
Best of dadoctah
For the first time in recorded history, there's *not* room for Jell-O.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"Now if this tide could only roll," said the Alabama fan.
Best of Spin
" Yes dear, every month from the ages of 12 to 50. Get used to it"
Best of Steve O
Okay. If locusts eat all the crops, I say we let the Jews do whatever they want, and we don't get in the way.
Best of Mr Hankey
Next time, the Tea Party gets ugly...