Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Open Cap Opportunity


11 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Later, some angry parents would demand an explanation as to how and why the school's Sound of Music choreographer convinced 3 members of the wrestling team to portray ghey yodelers.

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Bullying... some kids just ask for it.

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San Francisco High presents an off Broadway interpretation of The Three Musketeers. Be there or be straight.

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Confucius says: Dress up as a munchkin when you're 6 and dad will smile and take you trick or treating. Dress up as a munchkin when you're 17 and dad will disown you.

Dr. Doom said...

Karl, Heinrich, and Klaus always hate it when Oktoberfest ends...

Kaptain Krude said...

Hands in other peoples' pockets? Yep, them is Democrats!

Spin said...

Human Centipede - Before

Submariner said...

OK, boys; we got the one re-elected. Let's go knock back a couple of Zima's...

Submariner said...

OK, this once; but I get to be "Jolly Pierre" next time!

kg said...

And what do we do with our two free hands?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

IRS agent interns practicing for the Fiscal Cliff fleecing of what's left of the middle class.

sonicfrog said...

I'm not sure if this is what they had in mind when the pundits said they have to "Get the youth vote out".

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Tyler: "Hey boys, let's go to Maryland and get married."
Travis: "No dudes, let's go to Colorado and get high."
Bruce: "I know, let's go to Washington and do both!"