Friday, November 16, 2012

More From the Moron-Monor Interface





F.G.: Draw yourself a paycheck, idiot

E.H: You don't look like you're starving. Come back in a month.

UFMS: I hear certain clays are edible, perhaps start there?

C.H: If you see her, just shrug and inform her, "You didn't build that art. Somebody else made that happen."

C.A.L.: Eat your sign if you are so freaking hungry. Don't cockroaches eat paper?

J.D: "Is that a woman or a hipster guy with a pink hat?"



Best of prince of leaves
And yet, if you were to describe artists as workers and laborers, Scout here would blow a gasket in outrage at being so trivialized.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The tear-jerking plea went viral on YouTube and was seen during a break in a White House cabinet meeting discussing new ways to pander to illegals. Obamalama immediately ordered the NEA to give the artist a grant. Everyone lived happily ever after... except the millions of middle class citizens facing poverty.

Best of prince of leaves
Using expensive art supplies to make crude signs for protesting your barista wages' inability to support your pretentious moral exhibitionist preference for non-GMO solar-powered free-trade heirloom vegan locavore organic foodstuffs is not quite as sympathy-inducing as, say, being bald, emaciated, disease-ridden and covered with flies you're too weak to shoo away.

Best of prince of leaves
Sally Struthers: "For just $300 a day you too can adopt a hipster, and help provide them the food, art supplies, and Manhattan studio loft they so desperately need..."

Best of Steve O
Hey, I'm also so bad at my profession that I can't support myself. How about throwomg some cheddar MY way?

Best of metalgarth
if she is a "mirror of you" then you are one ugly person!

Best of Kaptain Krude
"My speciality is birth certificates," Sally simpered, "I did one that was the pinnacle of my talents. Ha ha, just like the great artists, I even signed mine. You're looking at U. K. L. Lee herself! Oh, look at the pretty red dot!" Charles stopped his exhalation halfway out and slowly squeezed the trigger.

20 comments:

prince of leaves said...

It came as a surprise to no one when she revealed her "protest" was itself an act of meta performance art.

prince of leaves said...

And yet, if you were to describe artists as workers and laborers, Scout here would blow a gasket in outrage at being so trivialized.

Anonymous said...

Really Hungry = Really Getting A Job

Able To Work But Getting Free Foodstamps = 1 Sorry SOB

Anonymous said...

Oh Yeah, BTW
F ART

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bewildered at all the mocking and jeering, Anton suddenly realized that in his hunger-fogged haste, he completely forgot to draw a puppy and a flower which would have proved he was indeed a talented artiste.

-OR-

The tear-jerking plea went viral on YouTube and was seen during a break in a White House cabinet meeting discussing new ways to pander to illegals. Obamalama immediately ordered the NEA to give the artist a grant. Everyone lived happily ever after... except the millions of middle class citizens facing poverty.

Rodney Dill said...

Become a zombie. Get a brain.

prince of leaves said...

Solving two national problems at once, the Obama administration nationalized the holdings of Hostess and offered free Twinkies to artists as an in-kind stipend.

Passionate Conservative said...

Hey, I'll draw your caricature for five bucks! C'mon, I need gas money to go pick up my gubmint cheese!

prince of leaves said...

Using expensive art supplies to make crude signs for protesting your barista wages' inability to support your pretentious moral exhibitionist preference for non-GMO solar-powered free-trade heirloom vegan locavore organic foodstuffs is not quite as sympathy-inducing as, say, being bald, emaciated, disease-ridden and covered with flies you're too weak to shoo away.

prince of leaves said...

Sally Struthers: "For just $300 a day you too can adopt a hipster, and help provide them the food, art supplies, and Manhattan studio loft they so desperately need..."

Steve O said...

Hey, I'm also so bad at my profession that I can't support myself. How about throwomg some cheddar MY way?

Andy from Beaverton said...

Supporting worthless artists is like supporting horseshoers who are out of work.

Steve O said...

Hey, I'm also so bad at my profession that I can't support myself. How about throwing some cheddar MY way?

metalgarth said...

if she is a "mirror of you" then you are one ugly person!

Kaptain Krude said...

So, you're a worker, eh? Well, get back to work, citizen! The wise and beneficial Obama needs everyone to look busy, so that the unemployment numbers don't look so fishy.

Kaptain Krude said...

"My speciality is birth certificates," Sally simpered, "I did one that was the pinnacle of my talents. Ha ha, just like the great artists, I even signed mine. You're looking at U. K. L. Lee herself! Oh, look at the pretty red dot!" Charles stopped his exhalation halfway out and slowly squeezed the trigger.

Kaptain Krude said...

Is it ironic that she's standing in front of a place that does catering?

Kaptain Krude said...

Her sign doesn't even rhyme! No wonder she's out of work.

Kaptain Krude said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Skunks stink
and so does your sign.

Double the U said...

You are a success! You majored in "starving artist" and you have become what you wanted.