Monday, November 05, 2012
Last of the Eeyores
1. Mittens: "So, do they have McRibs here, or was that a limited time promotion."
2. The driver swore, if they sang the Spice Girls "Wannabe" one more time, he was gonna plow the van into the nearest oak tree.
3. Mittens: "Oh, look, Sandra Fluke's holding a rally. Let's hop out and say 'Hi' to both of them."
4. Mittens: "Well, part of your duties will be breaking ties in the senate, but you'll also be in charge of protecting the integrity of the space-time continuum. Read your Constitution."
5. Mittens: "Oh, sure, we'll get the most votes, but the Illuminati and our lizard people overlords have already chosen Obama for a second term, so all of this is just for show. Make it look good, though. The normals must never suspect."