Monday, November 05, 2012

Last of the Eeyores



1. Mittens: "So, do they have McRibs here, or was that a limited time promotion."
2. The driver swore, if they sang the Spice Girls "Wannabe" one more time, he was gonna plow the van into the nearest oak tree.
3. Mittens: "Oh, look, Sandra Fluke's holding a rally. Let's hop out and say 'Hi' to both of them."
4. Mittens: "Well, part of your duties will be breaking ties in the senate, but you'll also be in charge of protecting the integrity of the space-time continuum. Read your Constitution."
5. Mittens: "Oh, sure, we'll get the most votes, but the Illuminati and our lizard people overlords have already chosen Obama for a second term, so all of this is just for show. Make it look good, though. The normals must never suspect."

8 comments:

Double the U said...

"Bwahahaha. They think were are conservative.... hahahha still cracks me up whenever I think about it."

Rodney Dill said...

Ryan: "I'd prefer that you refer to me as Muad'Dib."

Double the U said...

Awww jeeez Mitt, the windows don't roll down in the back of this van, no more Taco Bell for you!

dadoctah said...

"Waitaminnit! I thought *you* were going to strap the dog to the roof!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I just don't know why they're so upset. It's not like I put one of my kids on the roof. Well, okay, there was that one time.

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Har har har har
I still don't get the joke.
Oh come on, I said I'll audit any evangelical who doesn't kiss my ass. It'll be funny! Oh, and we're officially outlawing pregnancy test kits on Day 1. Surprise! har har har har

Submariner said...

99 bottle of ... What can we have 99 bottles of, Mitt?

Dr. Doom said...

"So then I said that the Romney Administration would love to invest in America's future by supporting sustainable energy industries in Oregon", related Mr. Ryan with a straight face...

Dr. Doom said...

Mitt: "Yeah we had to switch to the SUV so we would have space to haul around all the binders of women"
Secret Service Driver: "That is almost the same reason that Mr. Clinton had for switching to the SUV sir"