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Henceforth, you will be known as Darth... Wanker
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"... and remember, when you meet Obama, he bows to you...."
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"Camilla?"
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"Sire, the peasants are revolting!"
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Is that Biden or Prince Charles? Hard to tell the difference unless they are speaking.
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I uh I um Well I was expecting a limo, or perhaps a carriage, but nevertheless, thank you, good people of Fenshire. Will someone help lift me onto his back?
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"Is it housebroken? Camilla would never put up with it crapping on the priceless Persian carpets."
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Behind the scenes at the filming of "Return of the Would-Be King Who Never Will Be Unless He Smothers His Mum With a Pillow in the Night (Not That He's Thought About It Or Actually Bought The Pillow, No)".
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"... and remember, when you meet Obama, he bows to you...."
"Camilla?"
"Sire, the peasants are revolting!"
Is that Biden of Prince Charles? Hard to tell the difference unless they are speaking.
Henceforth, you will be known as Darth... Wanker
I uh I um Well I was expecting a limo, or perhaps a carriage, but nevertheless, thank you, good people of Fenshire. Will someone help lift me onto his back?
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So, Robin Hood, I see your ringworm is beginning to clear up.
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Lassie! What is it, boy? Where's Harry? In the dungeon? With the scullery maid? Doing WHAT?!?
"Is it housebroken? Camilla would never put up with it crapping on the priceless Persian carpets."
Behind the scenes at the filming of "Return of the Would-Be King Who Never Will Be Unless He Smothers His Mum With a Pillow in the Night (Not That He's Thought About It Or Actually Bought The Pillow, No)".
I bring news from the colonies your majesty. The leader there says we can reclaim our land. But....we need to provide 60" TV's & iPhones to their populace. Good news is that the populace will soon disappear by aborting their kin, or get this, only having anal relations!!
"...and I am Charles, Son of Figurehead."
"Just don't forget, don't get between the Wookie and her eatin' shovel. There's a reason why she's so hippy, if you know what I mean."
Just what I always wanted! My own little hobbit. Wait, he's not short, he's on his fracking knees! Knave, begone!
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Wow, Dorf has really let himself go.
(ORA Tim Conway, Golf Pro)
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What a thoughtful gift. Ron Popeil's Talking Shoe Butler and Toenail Clipper! I'll love him and squeeze him and call him George.
"A Horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse."
"No you can't have Camilla."
Nowadays, "knightings" are done after staff meetings.
The dwarf thought Mrs. Trudeau's wax figures should be taller
Prince of Whales: "Kiss me lucky charms."
Sir Roderick: "You have mistaken me for Sir Elton again Your Highness."
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