Monday, November 19, 2012

Kneel Before Clod!!

Brender



Threadwinner metalgarth
Henceforth, you will be known as Darth... Wanker

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"... and remember, when you meet Obama, he bows to you...."

Best of GregMan
"Camilla?"

Best of racerboy
"Sire, the peasants are revolting!"

Best of Andy from Beaverton
Is that Biden or Prince Charles? Hard to tell the difference unless they are speaking.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I uh I um Well I was expecting a limo, or perhaps a carriage, but nevertheless, thank you, good people of Fenshire. Will someone help lift me onto his back?

Best of prince of leaves
"Is it housebroken? Camilla would never put up with it crapping on the priceless Persian carpets."

Best of prince of leaves
Behind the scenes at the filming of "Return of the Would-Be King Who Never Will Be Unless He Smothers His Mum With a Pillow in the Night (Not That He's Thought About It Or Actually Bought The Pillow, No)".

16 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

"... and remember, when you meet Obama, he bows to you...."

GregMan said...

"Camilla?"

racerboy said...

"Sire, the peasants are revolting!"

Andy from Beaverton said...

Is that Biden of Prince Charles? Hard to tell the difference unless they are speaking.

metalgarth said...

Henceforth, you will be known as Darth... Wanker

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I uh I um Well I was expecting a limo, or perhaps a carriage, but nevertheless, thank you, good people of Fenshire. Will someone help lift me onto his back?

-OR-

So, Robin Hood, I see your ringworm is beginning to clear up.

-OR-

Lassie! What is it, boy? Where's Harry? In the dungeon? With the scullery maid? Doing WHAT?!?

prince of leaves said...

"Is it housebroken? Camilla would never put up with it crapping on the priceless Persian carpets."

prince of leaves said...

Behind the scenes at the filming of "Return of the Would-Be King Who Never Will Be Unless He Smothers His Mum With a Pillow in the Night (Not That He's Thought About It Or Actually Bought The Pillow, No)".

Mr Hankey said...

I bring news from the colonies your majesty. The leader there says we can reclaim our land. But....we need to provide 60" TV's & iPhones to their populace. Good news is that the populace will soon disappear by aborting their kin, or get this, only having anal relations!!

prince of leaves said...

"...and I am Charles, Son of Figurehead."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Just don't forget, don't get between the Wookie and her eatin' shovel. There's a reason why she's so hippy, if you know what I mean."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Just what I always wanted! My own little hobbit. Wait, he's not short, he's on his fracking knees! Knave, begone!

-OR-

Wow, Dorf has really let himself go.
(ORA Tim Conway, Golf Pro)

-OR-

What a thoughtful gift. Ron Popeil's Talking Shoe Butler and Toenail Clipper! I'll love him and squeeze him and call him George.

Rodney Dill said...

"A Horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse."
"No you can't have Camilla."

Steve O said...

Nowadays, "knightings" are done after staff meetings.

Spin said...

The dwarf thought Mrs. Trudeau's wax figures should be taller

Dr. Doom said...

Prince of Whales: "Kiss me lucky charms."
Sir Roderick: "You have mistaken me for Sir Elton again Your Highness."