Friday, November 02, 2012

Japanese pron is SO WEIRD!



Best of Joshua
Good thing I was wearing this helmet or that fall would have hurt. Maybe I can still spit the grenade but how am I going to pull the pin?

Best of blue
Well, just don't let it become a fetish!

Best of dadoctah
Marketing tests identified "grenade" as the least successful Pocky flavor of all time.

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: Vir quickly stuffed the lurker's severed head into his robes and scurried away, hopeful that the novelty of a human trophy would appease Emperor Cartagia's insane caprice for another day.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Unexploded IED from WW2

Best of Spin
"Where are my tentacles?"

6 comments:

Joshua said...

Good thing I was wearing this helmet or that fall would have hurt. Maybe I can still spit the grenade but how am I going to pull the pin?

blue said...

Well, just don't let it become a fetish!

dadoctah said...

Marketing tests identified "grenade" as the least successful Pocky flavor of all time.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Vir quickly stuffed the lurker's severed head into his robes and scurried away, hopeful that the novelty of a human trophy would appease Emperor Cartagia's insane caprice for another day.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Now that puts a whole new spin on the "suicide bomber" concept.

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Yakuza Roulette - no guns... just a sword and the slogan "You Can't Win"

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N. Korea's idea of an easter egg hunt

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Unexploded IED from WW2

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When Sue Ling started dating, her dad wasn't very subtle about the consequences of "getting lucky."

Spin said...

"Where are my tentacles?"