Best of Joshua
Good thing I was wearing this helmet or that fall would have hurt. Maybe I can still spit the grenade but how am I going to pull the pin?
Best of blue
Well, just don't let it become a fetish!
Best of dadoctah
Marketing tests identified "grenade" as the least successful Pocky flavor of all time.
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: Vir quickly stuffed the lurker's severed head into his robes and scurried away, hopeful that the novelty of a human trophy would appease Emperor Cartagia's insane caprice for another day.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Unexploded IED from WW2
Best of Spin
"Where are my tentacles?"

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Good thing I was wearing this helmet or that fall would have hurt. Maybe I can still spit the grenade but how am I going to pull the pin?
Well, just don't let it become a fetish!
Marketing tests identified "grenade" as the least successful Pocky flavor of all time.
ORA: Vir quickly stuffed the lurker's severed head into his robes and scurried away, hopeful that the novelty of a human trophy would appease Emperor Cartagia's insane caprice for another day.
Now that puts a whole new spin on the "suicide bomber" concept.
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Yakuza Roulette - no guns... just a sword and the slogan "You Can't Win"
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N. Korea's idea of an easter egg hunt
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Unexploded IED from WW2
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When Sue Ling started dating, her dad wasn't very subtle about the consequences of "getting lucky."
"Where are my tentacles?"
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