Tuesday, November 13, 2012

(Is it) All In


Threadwinner: Kaptain Krude 
"Later, I'm going to stick it in your pooper."

Best of dadoctah 
So which joke do we do first? The one about her being embedded with his unit? Or the one referring to "the Surge"?

Best of HLam 
Careful those breast pins don't pop one of these beauties...they were expensive y'know.

Best of jimmy 
Petraeus was surprised to be this year's recipient of the Bill Clinton Memorial "Do as I Say, Not As I Do" Golden Parachute Award, given to Non-Democrats as a Public Separation notice.

Best of prince of leaves "Huh, smells just like Gen. Allen..." - either one's thawtbubble.

18 comments:

dadoctah said...

So which joke do we do first? The one about her being embedded with his unit? Or the one referring to "the Surge"?

HLam said...

Is that a Tomahawk Missile in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

-- or --

Careful those breast pins don't pop one of these beauties...they were expensive y'know.

curly said...

“Excuse me, General Betrayus, but the mini-Telepromter in your hand doesn’t say anything about giving the news anchor a wet willie.”

jimmy said...

Petraeus was surprised to be this year's recipient of the Bill Clinton Memorial "Do as I Say, Not As I Do" Golden Parachute Award, given to Non-Democrats as a Public Separation notice.

Linda Tripp could not be reached for comment.

Passionate Conservative said...

Dammit, I said no tongue in my ear! you know how hard it is to get saliva out of there?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The camp whore presents disgraced General Petraeus with the Army's highest Darwin Award, usually given posthumously to active members who shoot themselves in the foot.

-OR-

Da Biatch Set Me Up!
Petraeus receives the Most Overused Expression award after testifying before a specially convened joint session of the House & Senate's Perverts Committee on Adulterous Titillation.

-OR-

Whispers: When you're done with General Allen, meet me and Paula in the upstairs bedroom for drill practice.
Sir, yes Sir!

Double the U said...

I like fighting, I like danger
I want to be an airborne ranger,
I like loving women more,
Put my *** in the finance corps.

General Petraeus, a man true to his word.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Q: Which patch will he wear on his uniform now... the Dead Duck or a Cooked Goose?
A: Depends on whether his wife or one of the cuckolded husbands gets to him first.

Dr. Doom said...

"Dang - I knew I should have used that podium trick the boss showed me", thought the General belatedly...

Anonymous said...

Hoe

Double the U said...

Thanks for the other "award" last night...the code to the drone flying over Iran is "1-2-3-4-5"

Spin said...

And just think she has a mentally unstable twin. Who could of guessed

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm probably going to need a good divorce lawyer and they're pretty costly. Any suggestions?
Can't you just pimp Paula out? Oh well, I'd be happy to show you how to set up a cancer "charity" just as soon as I finish a little consular business with that fat little S.Korean dignitary up in the guest bedroom. wink wink

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Disgrace does have an upside. Viagra reports a surge of sales from its new ad campaign - Pangs of Conscience - aimed at high ranking adulterers who watch the news and then find their little soldiers unable to stand at attention.

-OR-

UNRELATED NEWS: Bill Clinton's letting Trojan use his name to launch a new spermicide called IS Redefined. Not only does it kill the swimmers, it dissolves DNA evidence and removes stains without harming fabrics.

curly said...

"I'm leaving, so you can swallow it now if you want."

prince of leaves said...

"Huh, smells just like Gen. Allen..." - either one's thawtbubble.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Later, I'm going to stick it in your pooper."

GregMan said...

"Baby, I wanna do to you what the president is doing to Amerikkka!"