Hey, Look, it's the guy who gives away free sh-t, and he's talking to Santa Claus.
Best of GregMan
"I'd leave coal in your stocking, Barry, but you've f&#%ing banned it!"
Best of Cat Whisperer
Sinterklaas and his moor, Zwarte Barack
Best of Submariner
Whispered; "Can ya hook a brother up, Santa? How about some arsenic-coated eatin' shovels for the White House?"
Best of blue
"Barry, you were so good in the sauna room at Man Country that for Xmas I'm giving the New York Times pictures!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Moments after the meeting, Mr. Obama lobbied Congress to slap a tariff on all toys, candy canes, milk, cookies, and good cheer of any sort...
Best of jimmy
"This so-called 'nice guy' has been operating an off-shore, outsourced toy factory for decades, and avoiding paying his fair share in taxes!"
----Obama happily embarks on his most challenging character assassination yet.
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"I'd leave coal in your stocking, Barry, but you've f&#%ing banned it!"
Sinterklaas and his moor, Zwarte Barack
Santa's thought bubble; "What the heck; it worked for Kevin Costner..."
Santa better check for his wallet.
Simultaneous greeting: "My continued good press depends on how much I give away, too."
Whispered; "Can ya hook a brother up, Santa? How about some arsenic-coated eatin' shovels for the White House?"
Election's over, Jay. Get back in your regular suit.
"Why Santa, is that the North Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Barry, you were so good in the sauna room at Man Country that for Xmas I'm giving the New York Times pictures!"
Laugh now, honkey, my next "bypass Congress" initiative gives all Santa jobs to unemployed blacks and hispanics. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
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So, it's agreed, ICE won't be raiding the N.Pole before Xmas to arrest my little illegals?
Right, and if any are caught breaking into homes, we'll just say they were "redistributing gifts."
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Did I tell you Romney ordered a dozen elves for a Rose Garden Dwarf Bowling game? hee hee I didn't refund his money!
Bwahahah, that is funny! Say, are they still available?
Obama: "You know, in my religion, we hang guys like you."
Moments after the meeting, Mr. Obama lobbied Congress to slap a tariff on all toys, candy canes, milk, cookies, and good cheer of any sort...
"Santa we say 'Happy Holidays' now so that we don't offend our Arab friends", whispered Mr. Obama, "If I have to tell you again fat man, we will put you on the school lunch diet..."
"This so-called 'nice guy' has been operating an off-shore, outsourced toy factory for decades, and avoiding paying his fair share in taxes!"
----Obama happily embarks on his most challenging character assassination yet.
"Don't let Napolitano see you. She found out you were actually Turkish."
Mr. President, please get your hand out of my jolly red trousers!
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Okay, here's a riddle...
Why will 'Chel have Romney for dinner if I have him for lunch?
I dunno.
Her favorite parts take longer to cook.
nervous chuckle
And the Burgermeister Meisterburger grabbed Santa & banned all his toys....from the rich folks.
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