Hey, Look, it's the guy who gives away free sh-t, and he's talking to Santa Claus.
Best of GregMan
"I'd leave coal in your stocking, Barry, but you've f&#%ing banned it!"
Best of Cat Whisperer
Sinterklaas and his moor, Zwarte Barack
Best of Submariner
Whispered; "Can ya hook a brother up, Santa? How about some arsenic-coated eatin' shovels for the White House?"
Best of blue
"Barry, you were so good in the sauna room at Man Country that for Xmas I'm giving the New York Times pictures!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Moments after the meeting, Mr. Obama lobbied Congress to slap a tariff on all toys, candy canes, milk, cookies, and good cheer of any sort...
Best of jimmy
"This so-called 'nice guy' has been operating an off-shore, outsourced toy factory for decades, and avoiding paying his fair share in taxes!"
----Obama happily embarks on his most challenging character assassination yet.