Monday, November 26, 2012

Ho Ho Frakkin' Ho

Daily Caller


Hey, Look, it's the guy who gives away free sh-t, and he's talking to Santa Claus.


Best of GregMan
"I'd leave coal in your stocking, Barry, but you've f&#%ing banned it!"

Best of Cat Whisperer
Sinterklaas and his moor, Zwarte Barack

Best of Submariner
Whispered; "Can ya hook a brother up, Santa? How about some arsenic-coated eatin' shovels for the White House?"

Best of  blue
"Barry, you were so good in the sauna room at Man Country that for Xmas I'm giving the New York Times pictures!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Moments after the meeting, Mr. Obama lobbied Congress to slap a tariff on all toys, candy canes, milk, cookies, and good cheer of any sort...

Best of jimmy
"This so-called 'nice guy' has been operating an off-shore, outsourced toy factory for decades, and avoiding paying his fair share in taxes!"

----Obama happily embarks on his most challenging character assassination yet.

17 comments:

GregMan said...

"I'd leave coal in your stocking, Barry, but you've f&#%ing banned it!"

Cat Whisperer said...

Sinterklaas and his moor, Zwarte Barack

Submariner said...

Santa's thought bubble; "What the heck; it worked for Kevin Costner..."

Submariner said...

Santa better check for his wallet.

Submariner said...

Simultaneous greeting: "My continued good press depends on how much I give away, too."

Submariner said...

Whispered; "Can ya hook a brother up, Santa? How about some arsenic-coated eatin' shovels for the White House?"

Submariner said...

Election's over, Jay. Get back in your regular suit.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Why Santa, is that the North Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

blue said...

"Barry, you were so good in the sauna room at Man Country that for Xmas I'm giving the New York Times pictures!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Laugh now, honkey, my next "bypass Congress" initiative gives all Santa jobs to unemployed blacks and hispanics. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

-OR-

So, it's agreed, ICE won't be raiding the N.Pole before Xmas to arrest my little illegals?
Right, and if any are caught breaking into homes, we'll just say they were "redistributing gifts."

-0R-

Did I tell you Romney ordered a dozen elves for a Rose Garden Dwarf Bowling game? hee hee I didn't refund his money!
Bwahahah, that is funny! Say, are they still available?

Shayne said...

Obama: "You know, in my religion, we hang guys like you."

Dr. Doom said...

Moments after the meeting, Mr. Obama lobbied Congress to slap a tariff on all toys, candy canes, milk, cookies, and good cheer of any sort...

Dr. Doom said...

"Santa we say 'Happy Holidays' now so that we don't offend our Arab friends", whispered Mr. Obama, "If I have to tell you again fat man, we will put you on the school lunch diet..."

jimmy said...

"This so-called 'nice guy' has been operating an off-shore, outsourced toy factory for decades, and avoiding paying his fair share in taxes!"

----Obama happily embarks on his most challenging character assassination yet.

dadoctah said...

"Don't let Napolitano see you. She found out you were actually Turkish."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mr. President, please get your hand out of my jolly red trousers!

-OR-

Okay, here's a riddle...
Why will 'Chel have Romney for dinner if I have him for lunch?
I dunno.
Her favorite parts take longer to cook.
nervous chuckle

Mr Hankey said...

And the Burgermeister Meisterburger grabbed Santa & banned all his toys....from the rich folks.