After years of enjoying his music and movies, Her Majesty was thrilled to meet Rob Zombie.
"Nice try, Charlie, but I didn't live this long by letting my guard down."
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'Camella dear, you just must take better care of yourself."
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In Disney's 1st "Star Wars" movie, it is revealed that Mary Poppins became a Sith Lord and tricked Chewbacca into being her apprentice.
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"Oh Lady Smythe, I just adore your Ascot hat this year!, cooed Her Majesty
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The stalker was able to get this close to the Queen Mum by posing as a hay bale for Prince Harry's polo pony.
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"Harry, dear, I know you're worried about more compromising photographs, but I really don't think this is the way to go."
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On this episode of Finding Bigfoot the crew travels to Britain to investigate a suspicious photograph.
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"Have Sergeant Major Jones report to the royal chambers", ordered Her Majesty, "I wish to toss his salad."
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'Camella dear, you just must take better care of yourself."
In Disney's 1st "Star Wars" movie, it is revealed that Mary Poppins became a Sith Lord and tricked Chewbacca into being her apprentice.
"Oh Lady Smythe, I just adore your Ascot hat this year!, cooed Her Majesty
The Queen confirms no paparazzi is around before she sunbathes topless, unlike some other less discreet royals.
Any day now, the old "take me to your leader" cliche will have to be played out in real life, and some countries hold regular practice drills.
However, if the aliens land in Arizona, we've got about three seconds before Earth is vaporized.
How George Lucas got Disney to buy his studio? He showed them the rough cut of his latest Star Wars installment. Mindful of Lucas's last few Star Wars outings, the Disney folks bought the whole studio with the express purpose to make sure this... thing... never got made!
The stalker was able to get this close to the Queen Mum by posing as a hay bale for Prince Harry's polo pony.
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Queen's Thawtbubble: I hear a man chatting me up but I don't see the bloke. sigh Maybe it is time to get my eyes checked.
"Harry, dear, I know you're worried about more compromising photographs, but I really don't think this is the way to go."
On this episode of Finding Bigfoot the crew travels to Britain to investigate a suspicious photograph.
The Queen: "Why is it no surprise to me that big foot was spotted before V got over the election results?"
At the family reunion, Uncle Fester wisely held back as Grandmama and Cousin Itt caught up on recent events.
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Stop dressing in twigs and moss or your bollocks will blow up like that other fellow
"Oh dear my good lad you seem to have spilled something on your dress uniform."
"Have Sergeant Major Jones report to the royal chambers", ordered Her Majesty, "I wish to toss his salad."
While Captain Dobbs showed her around the rest of the base, the Queen couldn't get over the unlikely coincidence of finding a Yeti among the members of Tank Team #23.
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