Friday, October 26, 2012

You Mad, Bro?



1. A zombie surrounded by the living? WTF?
2. The SCOAMF's new ad suggests you should lose your virginity to Obama. Hey, if you've already lost your job, your house, and your savings... why not?
3. "Press the flesh" meant something very different back in his Man's Country days.
4. It was hard being the Lightbringer, being constantly surrounded by lesser mortals; all of whom were, in some way, responsible for his failure.
5. The SCOAMF realized, with all these people around, there was no way he was going to be able to finish his waffle in peace.


Best of GregMan
"Oh, man, I really hate white people... oh, wait, there's several behind me, aren't there?"

Best of dadoctah
Anyone want to explain why the guy in the orange shirt appears to be holding up a banana?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama's tormenter, the Unknown Spitballer, silently laughs at the clumsy Secret Service agents as they sacrifice themselves diving in the way of juicy little wads of paper.

Best of Shayne
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Best of prince of leaves
Having taken Lena Dunham's video ad literally, Hector (SS agent on right) was giving serious thought to surrendering his virginity to President Obama.

Best of prince of leaves
MacBama is rattled by another portent-heavy vision of Stevens' Ghost.

Best of Steve O
To appear thoughtful, Obama uses Joey's "smell a fart" technique.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"All right, which one of you f*ckers touched the hem of my robe?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Dammit, I just stepped in some malarky.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Clear these people off the fourth tee immediately", ordered the President to his security detail, "I have to get in a quick nine before the hurricane hits!"

23 comments:

GregMan said...

"Oh, man, I really hate white people... oh, wait, there's several behind me, aren't there?"

GregMan said...

Barry suddenly realized thgat there was no where to run to, no where to hide... so he decided to blame it all on Hillary.

dadoctah said...

Anyone want to explain why the guy in the orange shirt appears to be holding up a banana?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama's tormenter, the Unknown Spitballer, silently laughs at the clumsy Secret Service agents as they sacrifice themselves diving in the way of juicy little wads of paper.

-OR-

ruh roh... somebody just used the N-word.

-OR-

Looking over his shoulder, Obamalama sees Mitt bringing up the rear lugging a whole lot of religious zealot baggage named Mourdock, Broun and Akin.

metalgarth said...

We'll need a toddler with a Ma Deuce to clear out these brain dead zombies.

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Obama rushes into the crowd of his adoring OWS supporters... and then the smell hit him...

Shayne said...

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Joshua said...

"I've got gas. If anyone asks who farted you're going to be the fall guy. Got it?"

Dr. Doom said...

Is it just me or do all of the Secret Service guys look perpetually hung over now-a-days?

prince of leaves said...

Having taken Lena Dunham's video ad literally, Hector (SS agent on right) was giving serious thought to surrendering his virginity to President Obama.

[wv: our sampo]

prince of leaves said...

Unluckily for POTUS, the baby's innocent smack to the back of his head froze his face in that snarl of condescending anger forever.

prince of leaves said...

President Obama took a little too long to decide whether he should be offended or titillated after brushing by the rally-goer in the Skeleboner costume.

Spin said...

The zombies got Joe's brains and they won't even look at meeee

prince of leaves said...

MacBama is rattled by another portent-heavy vision of Stevens' Ghost.

Steve O said...

To appear thoughtful, Obama uses Joey's "smell a fart" technique.

Steve O said...

Sorry Barry. He who smelt it... dealt it.

Anonymous said...

Future Pic:
November 7,2012;
"I lost the only job I ever had."

Kaptain Krude said...

"All right, which one of you f*ckers touched the hem of my robe?"

Rodney Dill said...

Dammit, I just stepped in some malarky.

Rodney Dill said...

thinking: "If I look back, they'll think it was someone behind me that farted."

Rodney Dill said...

"Release the Kraken"

Dr. Doom said...

"Clear these people off the fourth tee immediately", ordered the President to his security detail, "I have to get in a quick nine before the hurricane hits!"

Dr. Doom said...

Drudge Developing...
Confusion ensued among the Secret Service detail when the President referred to Hurricane Sandy as the 'big blow coming to Washington'. The team leader immediately put out a BOLO for Chris Matthews...