Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Trick or Treating with the Safe Schools Czar


1. The last thing Billy remembered was Barney Frank handing him a cup of Hawaiian Punch that tasted a little funny. That was six years ago.

2. Bet you didn't know Sandra Fluke had a brother.

3. Biden's remark about "Putting you all in chains" unexpectedly swung several voters to Romney.

4. We also suspected that mom and dad didn't really take our brother Jeff to a farm in the country where he could run in the fields and be happy all his days.

5. Billy secretly envied that Mitt Romney sign from yesterday.


Best of prince of leaves
Figure 12: How to tell if your leather slave's dog collar is on too tight.

Best of prince of leaves
After seeing this picture, President Obama had a strange, conflicted desire to play with his food.

Best of Spin
San Francisco County Sheriff Dept. introduces it's downtown canine patrol.

Best of GregMan
Strangely enough, "Leathertwink" beat out "Skeleboner" as the most popular costume at the Folsom Street Halloween Party.

Best of sonicfrog
Well, that'll teach people for not taking Justin Beiber seriously when he said he was going to shed his teeny-bob image.

Best of Cat Whisperer
In last few days before the election, President Obama extolls his loyal supporters to “Gimp Out the Vote!”

18 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Another GOP congressman begins his political career as a lobbyist lapdog.

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Premiering next on Fox: The remake of Lassie

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Hey, Tommy, how's that "I'm running away from home cause you never let me do anything!" working out for ya?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

DRUDGE BREAKING! Mitt Romney's secret plan to reduce unemployment revealed! Tax breaks to organ grinders who hire liberal arts majors.

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CNN: A blind nun was subjected to x-ray scanning and full body blue glove gropings by 3 TSA agents who then let her Iranian guide dog trot right through the gate unchallenged.

prince of leaves said...

Figure 12: How to tell if your leather slave's dog collar is on too tight.

prince of leaves said...

After seeing this picture, President Obama had a strange, conflicted desire to play with his food.

Spin said...

San Francisco County Sheriff Dept. introduces it's downtown canine patrol.

chronos the wonder pig said...

his parents are so proud....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

FOX News Amazing Heartwarming Story #27: After the priest's affair was exposed, Bishop O'Doogleski was relocated 2300 miles away. Less than 2 months later, his faithful companion Rover showed up in the new rectory wagging his tail.

GregMan said...

Strangely enough, "Leathertwink" beat out "Skeleboner" as the most popular costume at the Folsom Street Halloween Party.

sonicfrog said...

Well, that'll teach people for not taking Justin Beiber seriously when he said he was going to shed his teeny-bob image.

Anonymous said...

The only posters Charles Johnson allows on his blog.

.................arf

Dr. Doom said...

Some young independent voters have strayed from the fold this cycle. Fortunately Ms. Wasserman-Shultz has a plan to rectify the situation...

Rodney Dill said...

"Sometimes you eat the dog, and sometimes the dog eats you." - BHO

Cat Whisperer said...

In last few days before the election, President Obama extolls his loyal supporters to “Gimp Out the Vote!”

Submariner said...

DRUDGE BREAKING:

As one of his last acts, President Obama approved and ordered all military forces to change to his Frank Marshal Davis line of uniforms...

Developing...

Submariner said...

Rob Lowe hit a rough spot in roles offered, eh?

Submariner said...

Bet this gave AoM ideas for her Pool Boy's uniform...

Submariner said...

Bawney Fwank and Sully simultaneous thawt bubbles upon seeing the pic: "Guard dogs; of course!"

Submariner said...

The morning after a mimosa binge are the worst!