Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Trick Or Treat... Well, Mostly Trick Ackshully

This Was Supposed to be Tuesday, My Bad


1. Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase: "Get Thee Behind Me Satan!"
2. "Check out Sean in his gimp suit, can you say 'Attention Whore?'"
3. ORA: Ang Lee remakes the MST3K Classic Short: "Out of this World."
4. "Let's Trick or Treat in Manhattan this year, you said. It'll be fun, you said. Oh, I could just slap you!"
5. "I told you we didn't need candy bags. In this neighborhood, you do better if they can stuff it directly into your shorts."

4 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Ok, now lets put on the horse heads.

sonicfrog said...

Well, looks like the ambassadors of Heaven and Hell are getting along well... er... maybe too well.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Phallic Symbol
There was a sudden drop in overnight temperature, and the twinks were found in the park the next morning with their tongues still frozen to a flag pole.

-OR-

The drama students' plaintive cries of "But we're not ghey!" still echoed through the school halls, generating a predictable mix of giggles and chortles... 20 years later at their high school reunion.

-OR-

Red Bull's "Good & Evil Swizzle Stix" ad was a limp attempt to steal market share away from lite beer and white wine in the Castro District.

Dr. Doom said...

"What is that you say", demanded Bruce, "Congressman Frank hired you to whisper in his ear too?"