Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Today's Not Photoshopped

Teh Zombeh

1. "Big Tent" Republican --- Everybody but Army of Mom thinks UR DOIN IT RONG!.
2. "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice" wasn't a pron title, it was one of the branches of Mitt's family tree.
3. Whatever you do, do not ask about his 'Stimulus' Plan.
4. The Limo Driver who met Romney at the airport was a cocky sonofabitch.
5. Apparently, the free contraception gambit doesn't work with every swing voter.


Rodney Dill said...

Obama's costume said 'I bilked it.'

Joshua said...

Whew. I followed the link to the Zombie website and it turns out this gay porn star was being sarcastic. My world makes sense again.

Submariner said...

I wonder how much Chunm Lee spent on that antique hammer?

Kaptain Krude said...

You'd think it would read, "I erected it." Oh well, nobody has ever accused them of having big... brains.

dadoctah said...

Please hammer, don't hurt 'em!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Desperate to recapture the fame and notoriety Cheers brought him, Ted Danson tried everything from dating a black whoopie cushion to proselytizing for hope and change in Burbank.