Friday, October 05, 2012

Take a Picture, Hilldawg

Some Monor Calling Himself Greg



1. Hilldawg is constantly on the lookout for safe places to hide from Bosnian snipers.
2. "I don't care, Christina, as long as they're spectacular!"
3. "The Common Good demands that you let me motorboat your sweater puppies!"
4. September 10, 2012: "Tell those whining cry-babies in Benghazi I'll get back to them later."
5. "You could crush a man's head in those things," Hillary thought. Of course, Hillary was pretty much always thinking about crushing men's heads.



Breasts of metalgarth
Christina's gonna regret not writing 'MINE' on them, because I don't think any Clinton can 'control their lust'

Breasts of GregMan
"As a feminist I can't stand how men are always objectifying women, and... DAYUM, that is a set of cans to die for!"

Shrillary inexplicably goes off-topic at her latest State presser.

(And yes, I am the monor.)

Breasts of Rodney Dill
Hillary (thinking): "I haven't seen a pair like that since Barack and Joe."

Breasts of Rodney Dill
Christina: "Nice to meet you Sir."

Breasts of blue
why yes, Obamacare did create these!!

Breasts of chronos the wonder pig
"If I had cleavage like that I'd be President today!"

Breasts of Spin
When I am Empress these will be mounted in my trophy room

Breasts of Adjustah
That reminds me, I have to start Christmas shopping for Bill.

Breasts of Steve O
Christina is offered the position of "under Secretary."

20 comments:

metalgarth said...

Christina's gonna regret not writing 'MINE' on them, because I don't think any Clinton can 'control their lust'

GregMan said...

Suddenly Christina vaults to the top of the list for the new Chief of Staff position at State.

GregMan said...

"As a feminist I can't stand how men are always objectifying women, and... DAYUM, that is a set of cans to die for!"

Shrillary inexplicably goes off-topic at her latest State presser.

(And yes, I am the monor.)

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary (thinking): "I haven't seen a pair like that since Barack and Joe."

Rodney Dill said...

Christina: "Nice to meet you Sir."

Dr. Doom said...

"I'd like to introduce our new State Department Interns - err - intern", said the Secretary of State

Shayne said...

Man, if only Huma had those!

Dr. Doom said...

SoS Clinton: "I'd like to introduce our newest ambassador."

Press Corpsman: "To whom will she represent us?"

SoS Clinton: "Inner Hillaristan - and let me tell you she can really represent!"

Steve O said...

Finally, something Hillary wants to investigate.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ummm, Hillary, my eyes are up here.
Who cares?

-OR-

I have this sudden craving for a milkshake.
Keep your hands to yourself, Hill.

-OR-

Is it true what they say? - "If you build it they will come."
Well, some come, but some are turned off.

-OR-

Please? Pretty please? Just jump up and down a couple times.
Shut up, Hillary! Show some decorum.

blue said...

why yes, Obamacare did create these!!

USMC2841 said...

The "Slick Willie wuz here" tattoo was a dead give away.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"If I had cleavage like that I'd be President today!"

Spin said...

When I am Empress these will be mounted in my trophy room


VW - 38 Hagrans. How Hilldawg rates titties

Jack Reacher said...

"So, you, ah, ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Jack Reacher said...

"The hills are alive, with the sound of music!"
or:
"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I found you!"

Adjustah said...

That reminds me, I have to start Christmas shopping for Bill.

Rodney Dill said...

Christina: "My breasts are an homage to Mae West, How 'bout you."
Hillary: "Mine are from Abbie someone. Abbie Normal?"

dadoctah said...

Paris Hilton and her aunt Zsa Zsa in happier times....

Steve O said...

Christina is offered the position of "under Secretary."