1. Charles Johnson's dream woman.
2. "Republicans expect me to pay for my own Cheetos. Can you f--king believe those Medieval bastards?"
3. Keith Olbermann sadly remembered a time would he could pay for a better grade of prostitute... and real Cheetos instead of store-brand.
4. OMG, those aren't Cheetos... they're larvae!!!
5. No, the American news media will not be discussing Benghazi tonight, but are happy to present you with this picture of a fat emo chick in a bathtub full of cheese puffs.
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Eric Cartman's holodeck, brought to you by Frito Lay
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Rats, I can't figure out a way to work in the joke about the guy who goes to the doctor worried about his orange penis.
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The really weird part is that shortly after this picture was taken, she drowned.
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The secret of Snooki’s orange spray-on tan is revealed!
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This is actually pretty hot, but I'm a little worried about the sodium levels.
Eric Cartman's holodeck, brought to you by Frito Lay
Earlene is so gullible she'll try any exfoliation idea.
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Rats, I can't figure out a way to work in the joke about the guy who goes to the doctor worried about his orange penis.
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What a typical Wal-mart shopper does with those jumbo bags of discount cheese curlies.
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Cindy's science fair project: Compare breast buoyancy in different mediums. Teachers in 13 surrounding counties got in a big brawl attempting to personally supervise the trials.
Alternative #1: Charles Johnson's self-image.
Worst case of vaginitis I've ever seen.
.............arf
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The really weird part is that shortly after this picture was taken, she drowned.
Beth got ready for the hurricane by sheltering in the bathroom with her loved oned. She is pictured here holding up one of her loved ones.
"More Cheetos!", screamed Dub...
It's not easy being cheesy.
"I thought it would make the carpet match the drapes."
The secret of Snooki’s orange spray-on tan is revealed!
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