Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Shovel Ready



1. Billy was proud to be the only graduate with a degree in 'LGBTQ Studies' not working in a job requiring a paper hat and a hairnet.
2. So, ever since the San Francisco Pet Sematary hired Billy, the Lhasa Apsos and cockatiels have been dropping like flies.
3. "It's my shovel now, bitch."
4. ORA: "Hey, wasn't that weeping angel statue over *there* a few seconds ago?"
5. "What? You wanted the Parquet Floor in your kitchen and the Cement foundation on your patio? Oops."



THreadwinner metalgarth
And on the next Arrested Development: George Michael takes a more hands on job in the family business, much to the delight of Tobias

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Home Depot Swimsuit Issue never caught on outside San Francisco.

Best of jimmy
Chip thought he was really hot stuff, but having to wear the adult diaper really put a damper on his social life. Literally.

Best of Spin
Madonna's last fan strikes a pose

Best of prince of leaves
Trevor was a hard worker, and hoped someday to earn enough money to get his legs extended to normal length.

11 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Home Depot Swimsuit Issue never caught on outside San Francisco.

-OR-

Unions are running out of things to demand to pad worker paychecks. Seriously, paid time outs for suntanning?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The 1% use tax breaks to buy ridiculous things from the Neiman Marcus annual Xmas Book Fantasy Gift catalog... like this living sundial.

-OR-

The coroner stated it wasn't a case of spontaneous combustion... apparently Tommy hadn't heard that Banana Boat recalled its flammable spray-on sun tan lotion.

metalgarth said...

And on the next Arrested Development: George Michael takes a more hands on job in the family business, much to the delight of Tobias

Rodney Dill said...

I can dig it

BananaRepublican said...

AoM gets "her backyard shoveled"

blue said...

"Some Wookie left this at the feeding trough...hope she doesn't want it back!'

dadoctah said...

For god's sake, son, put on a hardhat! OSHA's watching!

jimmy said...

Chip thought he was really hot stuff, but having to wear the adult diaper really put a damper on his social life. Literally.

Spin said...

Madonna's last fan strikes a pose

prince of leaves said...

Trevor was a hard worker, and hoped someday to earn enough money to get his legs extended to normal length.

Dr. Doom said...

Unfortunately Bruce did not learn that Congressman Frank was retiring until after he had stripped down and built a stylish patio on the national mall. No internship for you Brucie...