Thursday, October 11, 2012

She Knows How to Handle a Big Hose, I Suppose That's Good...

Would You Like to Know Moar?


6 comments:

Whacko said...

Wow! Sarah Palin never looked so good! And to think this almost was one heart beat away from being our president.

Dr. Doom said...

Senator Frank googled 'hose wench' in an attempt to get a bio of Sandra Fluke for his retirement speech (editorial note: 'Senator - Frank - Retirement - Speech sweeter words have not been spoken). He was extremely disappointed in the results...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Good grief, my tongue is actually glued to the roof of my mouth. If Sweetie asks me a question, I'll have to play dead.

-OR-

I wonder what lean meat's going for per "pound" these days. Doubt I could afford even a premature quarter pound her.

prince of leaves said...

See, now, if the Democrats had just promised men that this is what their colonoscopies would be like, Obamacare would have been a lot easier to sell.

Submariner said...

The wife was pissed when she saw the $360 entry for "Car Washes" in the check register.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

UPDATE: Two days later, tongue still stuck to roof of mouth, feeling weak from lack of food, Sweetie getting suspicious.