Tuesday, October 23, 2012
President Creepy Stare
1. After a while, Mittens started to get creeped out by the SCOAMF's dead-on impression of Skeleboner.
2. The last time the SCOAMF gave someone a stare that angry was when the check-in clerk at Man's Country told him there was a 30 minute wait for a private room.
3. "Why isn't his head exploding?" the SCOAMF often forgot he didn't *really* have scanner powers.
4. Thoughtbubble: "If I stare hard enough, no one will realize I am coked out of my mind."
5. "I will not rest until the twink that stole M'Chel's eatin' shovel is brought to justice."
6. "I ate her liver... with some arugula and a nice Chianti.... slurrp slurp slurp slurp slurp!"