Tuesday, October 23, 2012

President Creepy Stare



1. After a while, Mittens started to get creeped out by the SCOAMF's dead-on impression of Skeleboner.
2. The last time the SCOAMF gave someone a stare that angry was when the check-in clerk at Man's Country told him there was a 30 minute wait for a private room.
3. "Why isn't his head exploding?" the SCOAMF often forgot he didn't *really* have scanner powers.
4. Thoughtbubble: "If I stare hard enough, no one will realize I am coked out of my mind."
5. "I will not rest until the twink that stole M'Chel's eatin' shovel is brought to justice."
6. "I ate her liver... with some arugula and a nice Chianti.... slurrp slurp slurp slurp slurp!"

9 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble: It's just a little case of follicular envy. I must fight the urge to scalp him.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: C'mon, Schieffer, the horses and bayonets zinger has him peeing in his pants. Ask him if he needs a diaper!!!

metalgarth said...

Carl could do nothing but watch as Homer ate the whole box of donuts himself

GregMan said...

"Oh, man, M'Chel's gonna be pissed when she finds out we's gonna have to pay fo' our own vacations after dis election!"

GregMan said...

"We gots these boats, they's called submarines, they's long and hard and gots seamen in them. Just like Reggie Love."

Dr. Doom said...

"Let me think... Lebanon", mused the President, "is that the L country next to the Jewish guys or the L country with the dude who like to wear carpets?"

kg said...

...umm..uhh..um..ummmm..uhh..

prince of leaves said...

Thawtbubble: "So, I'm 50...Carter was 57 when he got thrown out...if I lose this, I still have a thirty-plus year career of sniveling, sniping, and sucking up to America's enemies to fall back on..."

Dr. Doom said...

This is the look the President gets when he is about to blame Mr. Bush for his failures. Unfortunately he went to that well once (twice... two hundred times) too often and his face froze that way. Gramma's all over the country sighed and said, "Told you so!"

Dr. Doom said...

Drudge developing...

Shortly after the debate Obama bin Laden, seen here defending his response to the first terrorist attack on US soil since 2001, issued a fatwa. Mr. Schieffer, has not been heard from since...