Monday, October 29, 2012
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
1. "All right, Thing, I'll make my own goshdarn PB&J"
2. "No, I'll save the honey for later. Acting out the kinky parts of '9 1/2 Weeks' is part of Ann's therapy."
3. "Mittens, it was great when you turned your campaign bus over for hurricane relief, but you don't need to make a sandwich for each individual victim."
4. "So, any of you pussies in the back of the bus allergic to bees or peanuts? You can get the f--k out right now if you are." The Mitt Romney you never see.
5. "Oh, darn, looks like I spilled honey all over and made a mess." Mitt had heard something about "Honey Boo Boos" being popular with undecided voters.
Best of metalgarth
Why am I doing this when I've got *BINDERS* full of women who could do it for me?
Best of Joshua
< puts on liberal hat >
"I'm going to grab a beer and sandwich and go as a commoner for Halloween."
Evil Koch Brothers: Hey Romney, make me a sammich.
"Heh, I filled this peanut butter jar with Grey Poupon and they suspect nothing."
"Mormons don't eat peanut butter. This picture is photoshopped! Look at how small his hands are!!!11"
< time to remove liberal hat >
Best of GregMan
"Yessir, nothing tastes better after a hard day's campaigning than orphan's livers spread on bread made from the bleached bones of poor people!"
Best of GregMan
"I better get used to this. There won't be anything left in the White House kitchen this January after M'Chel goes through it."
Best of prince of leaves
By January 2021, a jaded President Romney was 350lbs and making them with bananas.
Best of dadoctah
'Ow to speak Mormon: Ethnic food.