At the state highway employee's trial, defense argued that his client merely "borrowed" the safety barrels and had not expected anyone to actually drive up the half-completed bridge at full speed.
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Perplexed Texas DOT officials say the same gang of wise ass feral pigs playing Frogger on the new 85-mph highway had begun mocking Ladybird's highway beautification program by stealing safety barrels and turning them into Burning Man billboards.
Even after growing up, marrying, raising a family, and becoming rich as the founder of the Blanket Corporation (a private security contracting firm), Linus Van Pelt never, ever gave up trying to attract the Great Pumpkin.
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I don't wanna work,
I just wanna rage on the road all day.
Its the Michigan State Treebeard.
At the state highway employee's trial, defense argued that his client merely "borrowed" the safety barrels and had not expected anyone to actually drive up the half-completed bridge at full speed.
-OR-
Perplexed Texas DOT officials say the same gang of wise ass feral pigs playing Frogger on the new 85-mph highway had begun mocking Ladybird's highway beautification program by stealing safety barrels and turning them into Burning Man billboards.
Looks like Vermin Supreme has gone all Mecha on us... OK, he's got my vote!
C3PO doin' hard time.
ORA:
♪♫ Oranges, poranges,
Who says
There ain't no rhyme for oranges? ♫♪
After the "fines doubled" signs failed to make drivers take cone zones seriously, the state DOT summoned golems to punish unsafe drivers.
I see the ghost of Shovel Ready Projects Past has arrived on the scene...
Yippee Ki-ya Motor F-----rs
Even after growing up, marrying, raising a family, and becoming rich as the founder of the Blanket Corporation (a private security contracting firm), Linus Van Pelt never, ever gave up trying to attract the Great Pumpkin.
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