Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Old Gals with Firesticks


1. Having shared one last cup of herba;  tea, Ingrid and Bridget prepare to enact their Lesbian Suicide Pact.
2. In their backyard were piles of male target sheets with the crotches blown out.
3. Gina and Laverne take Obama's 'War on Women' rhetoric a little too seriously.
4. Gina and Laverne had one job at the CNN Staff Party; Keep Candy Crowley from snarfing all the hors d'oeuvres.
5. Thelma and Louise, the Golden Years.




Best of Jack Reacher
I know one "scwewy wabbit" who won't see the end of this winter.

Best of prince of leaves
Linda and Doris would soon discover that these were not the extra-large vibrators they had ordered.

Best of prince of leaves
On the next "Real Housewives of Spread Eagle, Wisconsin": Astrid and Brenda make damn sure Tammy's Pekingese will never steal another dog show again.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Next time the husband says, "I'm hungry, where's dinner" and then yells, "Git er done" won't be asking for dessert.

Best of dadoctah
It took a lot of years and some pretty drastic action, but finally Lucy and Ethel could openly express the depth of their true feelings for one another.

"And now for that busybody Mr Mooney...."

Best of Adjustah
Sorry guys, but Mitt says you're just not binder-worthy.

Best of metalgarth
Then Grandpa said "Sniper? I hardly know 'er"

Best of Submariner
Mittens first act as President is to take ol' Subby's advice on the middle east and send armed, menopausal women to Benghazi to enact retribution.

14 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Subsidize our Ammo, not our birth control.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the Midwestern clingers are not so bitter this time around...

dadoctah said...

Let's see if Rep. Aiken understands the concept of being "legitimately" shot.

Jack Reacher said...

I know one "scwewy wabbit" who won't see the end of this winter.

Jack Reacher said...

Thanks for affirming the New York Times' impression of Middle America.

prince of leaves said...

Linda and Doris would soon discover that these were not the extra-large vibrators they had ordered.

prince of leaves said...

On the next "Real Housewives of Spread Eagle, Wisconsin": Astrid and Brenda make damn sure Tammy's Pekingese will never steal another dog show again.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Next time the husband says, "I'm hungry, where's dinner" and then yells, "Git er done" won't be asking for dessert.

-OR-

I swear, menopause just makes some of 'em even more ornery.

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Now THAT's the way you deal with the damned revenuers.

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Gallup Poll: An increasing number of citizens think "self-deportation" needs a little bit of encouragement.

Spin said...

The NRA for the 21st century

dadoctah said...

It took a lot of years and some pretty drastic action, but finally Lucy and Ethel could openly express the depth of their true feelings for one another.

"And now for that busybody Mr Mooney...."

Adjustah said...

Sorry guys, but Mitt says you're just not binder-worthy.

metalgarth said...

Then Grandpa said "Sniper? I hardly know 'er"

Submariner said...

Mittens first act as President is to take ol' Subby's advice on the middle east and send armed, menopausal women to Benghazi to enact retribution.

Rodney Dill said...

Posting anonymously here at Caption This! as "rimfire" and "bolt-action" since 2007.