Saturday, October 20, 2012

Oh, Wait, *They're* the Walking Dead. I Get It, Now.


1. "OMG! They all want to talk to us about Ron Paul?"
2. The survivors chose the perfect moment to shoot Candy Crowley in the ankle, thus tripling the amount of time their food supplies would last.
3. One reason the Zombie infestation spread so fast was that the White House claimed for weeks at the beginning that the Zombies were just upset because of a YouTube video.
4. "Oh, hey, T-Dog. I forgot we had a black guy."
5. Those Black Fridays at Wal-Mart had prepared them well for this.


Best of Cat Whisperer
Even during the brief action scenes, the director of the Walking Dead has the main characters huddle in a group and talk about their feelings.

Best of Rodney Dill
D*mn'd pollsters!

Best of Dr. Doom
Is there anyplace that the Reverend Jackson won't show up to pander for relevance?

Best of Steve O
The "it was a spontaneous protest narrative" surrounds reality at the White House.

14 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

A rare glimpse of the MSNBC debate focus group deliberating the results of the recent presidential debate. They predicted a landslide victory for President Obama (go figure)...

prince of leaves said...

Woman on right: "Dammit! Why couldn't I have been cast on 'Revolution' instead? They have makeup and clean, girly clothes in *their* post-apocalypse world!"

prince of leaves said...

Standard Post-Apocalypse Movie/Show Caption #298-75Q: "I liked it better when it was called 'Battle Royal'."

prince of leaves said...

"If somebody's gonna do something really stupid and wholly out of keeping with what real people with any common sense would actually do in a situation like this, now's the time to do it!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As the last conservatives on earth defend the GOP's oppressive theocratic platform, Herb Cain staggers up to offer his services.

-OR-

Zombie: grrrr Have you heard about Ron Paul? gaaarrr

-OR-

As the last group of liberals defend failed govt-imposed diversity mandates, Al Sharpton staggers around asking for a handout.

Dr. Doom said...

Girl on the Right Thought Bubble: "I could go for that skeleboner zombie..."

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Anonymous said...

The Voting Dead

Rodney Dill said...

"The zombies keep chanting -- Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep..."
"I'll be glad when the election are finally over."

Cat Whisperer said...

Even during the brief action scenes, the director of the Walking Dead has the main characters huddle in a group and talk about their feelings.

Rodney Dill said...

D*mn'd pollsters!

Dr. Doom said...

Is there anyplace that the Reverend Jackson won't show up to pander for relevance?

dadoctah said...

Worst. Power Rangers ripoff. Ever.

Steve O said...

The "it was a spontaneous protest narrative" surrounds reality at the White House.