Monday, October 22, 2012

Hey, Sandy, an actual crowd looks like this


1. "So, Mrs. Ryan is like, 'It's been four hours, aren't you going to call a doctor?'"
2.♫ "It's rainin' men! Hallelujah!" ♫
3. "How Big is Candy Crowley's ass? Imagine I'm barely holding a grip on one buttcheek."
4. "I see Sandra Fluke's 'huge crowd' has decided to join us. A couple of you might have to scooch over."
5. The crowd quickly guessed 'Atlas Shrugs;' Paul Ryan was excellent at charades.


Best of GregMan
"Free contraceptives for all! Oh, wait..."

Best of GregMan
"Everyone! The BestOfs are up!"

Best of Joshua
And if you haven't seen that old 1970s photo of Eric Holder... he had one of those big hairdos, man.

Best of dadoctah
"Somebody throw me a lion cub to hold up, man!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"As long as you are all here, let me tell you about Ron Paul", orated Mr. Ryan.

12 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I once caught a fish... this... big...

Submariner said...

Photo op? Somebody throw me a scrubbin' pot!

GregMan said...

"Free contraceptives for all! Oh, wait..."

GregMan said...

Entirely Predictable CapThis Caption #627: "Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"

GregMan said...

"Everyone! The BestOfs are up!"

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"And then in the middle of the debate, Biden holds his arms out like this and yells 'he wants to put you back in chains, I swear!'."

Joshua said...

And if you haven't seen that old 1970s photo of Eric Holder... he had one of those big hairdos, man.

Shayne said...

"TOUCHDOWN!" Ryan displays his referee-ing potential should the NFL officials ever go back on strike.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't tell anyone, but remember when Biden did this at the debate?
Heh heh, I'd taken my shoes off and finally wedged a toe up into his scrotum! Old college debating trick.

dadoctah said...

"Somebody throw me a lion cub to hold up, man!"

Dr. Doom said...

"As long as you are all here, let me tell you about Ron Paul", orated Mr. Ryan.

Dr. Doom said...

Poli-Sci 101 Pop Quiz
Mr. Ryan recently used hand gestures to describe what political issue? Choose the best answer
a. The size of the national debt expressed in $Billion per nanometer.
b. How far the buck stops from President Obama.
c. The result of his debate with Joe Biden - Touchdown Republicans!
d. The size of the appendage on his Skeleboner Halloween costume.