Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Great Caligula's Ghost



1. "Man, I *invented* binders full of women!"
2. "I heard Sandy Fluke took on ten guys in a parking lot last Saturday; ahhh, youth."
3. "That Angie Sullivan chick gives one helluva BJ, I'll tell you what!"
4. "Republicans talk about rape and their careers are over; I commit rape and I'm the hero of the Democrat Party. Thank you, Satan."
5. "Show me your tits!"


Threadwinner - prince of leaves
Leave it to Bill Clinton to crowd surf at the Democratic Women's Convention.

Best of Dr. Doom
President Clinton goes for a new personal best in the serial groping category...

Best of Submariner
Hey, honey; both of us have white drapes. Let's meet back at my room and compare carpets...

Best of Double the U
"Yeah Honey... I get asked that about forty times a day, if it wasn't for the secret service and all the press I would take up a lot more of you on that offer."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Creepy Paparazzi:
Ernie gets another money shot for the "Up Nose" kink porn site. The webmaster pays extra for red and raw, engorged, wet and dripping.

Best of Rodney Dill
"When this lady gets done pullin' for me, I'll be right there."

Best of Spin
Bill reaches out to a shrunken Perry White

Best of metalgarth
Alternate Universe #327361B
Esteemed Secret Service agent William J. Clinton jumps in front of Nancy Reagan during an assassination attempt taking the bullet himself. His wife Hillary is eternally grateful that he survives. (I told you it was an alternate universe)

21 comments:

blue said...

"Monica?, Where's Monica?"

Dr. Doom said...

President Clinton goes for a new personal best in the serial groping category...

Submariner said...

Obligatory Cap #2

"Mom?!?"

Submariner said...

Obligatory Cap #37

Hey good looking! I'll be back to pick you up later...

Submariner said...

Hey, honey; both of us have white drapes. Let's meet back at my room and compare carpets...

Submariner said...

ORA

Wanna bite of my Walnetto?

Double the U said...

"Yeah Honey... I get asked that about forty times a day, if it wasn't for the secret service and all the press I would take up a lot more of you on that offer."

prince of leaves said...

Leave it to Bill Clinton to crowd surf at the Democratic Women's Convention.

prince of leaves said...

After Bill's sly sabotage of his campaign became obvious, Obama arranges for a crowd of angry teacher's union shrikes to give him the Christopher Stevens treatment.

(Too soon?)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Creepy Paparazzi:
Ernie gets another money shot for the "Up Nose" kink porn site. The webmaster pays extra for red and raw, engorged, wet and dripping.

-OR-

Clinton again demonstrates why he's got a high batting average. I'd be hitting on the Angie Harmon lookalike (green blouse), not the smurf with the red pixie cut.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Clinton's wearing the electro-shock GPS tracking bracelet Hillary installed. The sensors detect precoital female scents. He can still have all the ghey sex he wants.

Rodney Dill said...

"When this lady gets done pullin' for me, I'll be right there."

Rodney Dill said...

I think $772,000.00 is a pretty good deal myself.

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Clinton demonstrates the lengths to which he must reach to find ways to support the Obama Administration...

Anonymous said...

"I know, I came up with some great captions also, and he skipped posting any of them from that picture."

Spin said...

As Helen Thomas grabs Willie's willie his blood pressure rose.

Spin said...

Bill reaches out to a shrunken Perry White

metalgarth said...

Slick Willy: "Got any naked pictures of your wife? No. Want some?"

metalgarth said...

Alternate Universe #327361B
Esteemed Secret Service agent William J. Clinton jumps in front of Nancy Reagan during an assassination attempt taking the bullet himself. His wife Hillary is eternally grateful that he survives. (I told you it was an alternate universe)

Kaptain Krude said...

"That Obama boy usually does this, but today, I'm taking your coffee order."

Submariner said...

"Those are not the testicles you are looking for..."