Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Great Caligula's Ghost
1. "Man, I *invented* binders full of women!"
2. "I heard Sandy Fluke took on ten guys in a parking lot last Saturday; ahhh, youth."
3. "That Angie Sullivan chick gives one helluva BJ, I'll tell you what!"
4. "Republicans talk about rape and their careers are over; I commit rape and I'm the hero of the Democrat Party. Thank you, Satan."
5. "Show me your tits!"
Threadwinner - prince of leaves
Leave it to Bill Clinton to crowd surf at the Democratic Women's Convention.
Best of Dr. Doom
President Clinton goes for a new personal best in the serial groping category...
Best of Submariner
Hey, honey; both of us have white drapes. Let's meet back at my room and compare carpets...
Best of Double the U
"Yeah Honey... I get asked that about forty times a day, if it wasn't for the secret service and all the press I would take up a lot more of you on that offer."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ernie gets another money shot for the "Up Nose" kink porn site. The webmaster pays extra for red and raw, engorged, wet and dripping.
Best of Rodney Dill
"When this lady gets done pullin' for me, I'll be right there."
Best of Spin
Bill reaches out to a shrunken Perry White
Best of metalgarth
Alternate Universe #327361B
Esteemed Secret Service agent William J. Clinton jumps in front of Nancy Reagan during an assassination attempt taking the bullet himself. His wife Hillary is eternally grateful that he survives. (I told you it was an alternate universe)