1. The NEA's "Homeschooling: A Documentary" was subsequently revealed to have taken a few liberties...
2. "I dare those liberal assholes to try and steal our Romney/Ryan sign."
3. "And I will defend this stretch of Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' to the last man!"
4. Pebbles looked around to see the entire platoon had abandoned her and exposed her position.
5. "Deer guts splattered from here to Ohio, Fuck Yeah!"
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"You kids get off my Grandpa's lawn!"
The Republican version of Honey Boo Boo.
"We will see if that Grinch tries to steal Christmas this year..." little Cindy Lou Who said with a smile.
Home Defense Training at the Palin Compound:
"I'm locked and loaded Daddy. Can I shoot them now?", asked the littlest Palin.
Mary Jane loved her second birthday present. That night she had sweet dreams of the coming zombie apocalypse...
Suzy was not a fan of the First Lady's new school lunch mandates that replaced Rice Krispies Treats with boiled tufu cubes for desert.
"Oh..... Daddy, when you were talking about Ma Deuce I thought we were talking about your second wife."
Finally, an anti-bullying campaign I can support.
"Strange you should ask...no...I can't recall as we've ever had an Amber Alert 'round these parts..."
Music to every good father's ears: "Does it come in pink, Daddy?"
"VtheK when will I make the Thursday cut"
Oh crap, some of Mimi's attitude rubbed off on one of her troll dolls! Everybody DUCK!
ORA Drew Carey Show
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I put in a request for a Thursday tribute to girls in bikinis shooting guns... you're just toying with me, aren't you V?
Little Tyke's Thawtbubble: Yuss, Santa's weely gonna wegwet not bwinging me a My Widdle Pony.
Ann Coulter, the Wonder Years
The security detail Obama approved for Benghazi on Sept. 10 was "not optimal".
This time the ice cream man is gonna stop. And he better not be out of strawberry.
Little known fact: Madonna played her first outdoor concert at age 2.
The History Channel's Top Shot is going for a slightly different demographic next season.
Self-serving purveyors of violent PC games, rap noise pollution and oversexed daytime soap operas reluctantly admit that their crap may... MAY... be negatively warping young minds. The GOP has a solution!!: Stop funding PBS.
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Recruiters for the all-volunteer Army loosen qualifications just a bit more but insist the concept is still functioning within nominal projected parameters.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I has icecream now?....
2 scoops
"No, no, no this will never do. I distinctly told you I require an M230 chain gun", said little Sally, "We're going to put a whole new spin on this 'nap time' idea..."
Honey Boo Boo's got nuthin' on Honey Boom Boom
Hit-Girl: the earlier years.
Little Callie was taught from a young age how to make sure no man makes her make him a sandwich.
But you'll notice that the editors airbrushed the lit cigarette out of her hand. Because, y'know, imitable behavior....
A happy future Republican makes Daddy proud.
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