Friday, October 19, 2012

Girls and Guns



1. The NEA's "Homeschooling: A Documentary" was subsequently revealed to have taken a few liberties...
2. "I dare those liberal assholes to try and steal our Romney/Ryan sign."
3. "And I will defend this stretch of Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' to the last man!"
4. Pebbles looked around to see the entire platoon had abandoned her and exposed her position.
5. "Deer guts splattered from here to Ohio, Fuck Yeah!"

26 comments:

GregMan said...

"You kids get off my Grandpa's lawn!"

dadoctah said...

The Republican version of Honey Boo Boo.

Double the U said...

"We will see if that Grinch tries to steal Christmas this year..." little Cindy Lou Who said with a smile.

Dr. Doom said...

Home Defense Training at the Palin Compound:

"I'm locked and loaded Daddy. Can I shoot them now?", asked the littlest Palin.

Dr. Doom said...

Mary Jane loved her second birthday present. That night she had sweet dreams of the coming zombie apocalypse...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Suzy was not a fan of the First Lady's new school lunch mandates that replaced Rice Krispies Treats with boiled tufu cubes for desert.

Joshua said...

"Oh..... Daddy, when you were talking about Ma Deuce I thought we were talking about your second wife."

prince of leaves said...

Finally, an anti-bullying campaign I can support.

prince of leaves said...

"Strange you should ask...no...I can't recall as we've ever had an Amber Alert 'round these parts..."

prince of leaves said...

Music to every good father's ears: "Does it come in pink, Daddy?"

Spin said...

"VtheK when will I make the Thursday cut"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh crap, some of Mimi's attitude rubbed off on one of her troll dolls! Everybody DUCK!
ORA Drew Carey Show

-OR-

I put in a request for a Thursday tribute to girls in bikinis shooting guns... you're just toying with me, aren't you V?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Tyke's Thawtbubble: Yuss, Santa's weely gonna wegwet not bwinging me a My Widdle Pony.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ann Coulter, the Wonder Years

jimmy said...

The security detail Obama approved for Benghazi on Sept. 10 was "not optimal".

metalgarth said...

This time the ice cream man is gonna stop. And he better not be out of strawberry.

metalgarth said...

Little known fact: Madonna played her first outdoor concert at age 2.

metalgarth said...

The History Channel's Top Shot is going for a slightly different demographic next season.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Self-serving purveyors of violent PC games, rap noise pollution and oversexed daytime soap operas reluctantly admit that their crap may... MAY... be negatively warping young minds. The GOP has a solution!!: Stop funding PBS.

-OR-

Recruiters for the all-volunteer Army loosen qualifications just a bit more but insist the concept is still functioning within nominal projected parameters.

Anonymous said...

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I has icecream now?....
2 scoops

Dr. Doom said...

"No, no, no this will never do. I distinctly told you I require an M230 chain gun", said little Sally, "We're going to put a whole new spin on this 'nap time' idea..."

Rodney Dill said...

Honey Boo Boo's got nuthin' on Honey Boom Boom

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Hit-Girl: the earlier years.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Little Callie was taught from a young age how to make sure no man makes her make him a sandwich.

dadoctah said...

But you'll notice that the editors airbrushed the lit cigarette out of her hand. Because, y'know, imitable behavior....

Steve O said...

A happy future Republican makes Daddy proud.