1. The NEA's "Homeschooling: A Documentary" was subsequently revealed to have taken a few liberties...
2. "I dare those liberal assholes to try and steal our Romney/Ryan sign."
3. "And I will defend this stretch of Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' to the last man!"
4. Pebbles looked around to see the entire platoon had abandoned her and exposed her position.
5. "Deer guts splattered from here to Ohio, Fuck Yeah!"