Monday, October 15, 2012

Freefall Free for All


Best of Dr. Doom Once again Alec Baldwin has pledged to leave the country if Mitt Romney is elected President. This time we are going to make sure he does... Best of Double the U They lied, Red Bull DOESN'T give you wiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggssss. Best of Joshua OMG, I'm dead. What was I thinking. Hey, I can see my house from here! Best of Double the U "Okay guys, so I will step outside, hover in the weightlessness and then after a few minutes I can climb back in?" Best of Dactyl Watch that first step, it's a doozy. Best of Shayne If that ain't the perfect metaphor of the Obama presidency, nothing is. Best of dadoctah Okay, I cracked open a window like Mittens suggested.... Best of Spin Another confusing plot line in the Dr. Who series. Best of Rodney Dill As..... you..... wiiiiiiiiissssshh.... Best of Rodney Dill Brought to you by the Arthur Dent Flight School.Where'd that whale and potted petunia com from?" Best of Submariner As the nucs began exploding, Baumgartner wished he had packed more PB&J sandwiches to eat as he enjoyed his unique view of the end of the world. Best of Submariner ORA: "Oh, boy..." Best of Carpe Phlogiston I'm not stalling, I'm going through a checklist! Keys... wallet... cancel newspaper... cancel mail delivery... iron off... feed pets... crayons... umbrella... chapstik... Last Will & Testament... lucky coin... Best of Kaptain Krude "Neal Armstrong? What are you doing here?" Best of curly "Kobe -- I'm open!...Over."

40 comments:

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Once again Alec Baldwin has pledged to leave the country if Mitt Romney is elected President. This time we are going to make sure he does...

Double the U said...

They lied, Red Bull DOESN'T give you wiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggssss.

Joshua said...

OMG, I'm dead. What was I thinking. Hey, I can see my house from here!

satted said...

Ok, lets see who crashes first... me or the US economey...

Or

Don't forget the bungie cord.

blue said...

geez this is easy, I'll just aim for M'Chel's rear end.........

blue said...

I'll just use ObamaCare as my safety net

Double the U said...

"Okay guys, so I will step outside, hover in the weightlessness and then after a few minutes I can climb back in?"

Dactyl said...

Watch that first step, it's a doozy.

Shayne said...

If that ain't the perfect metaphor of the Obama presidency, nothing is.

dadoctah said...

Okay, I cracked open a window like Mittens suggested....

Spin said...

Another confusing plot line in the Dr. Who series.

Rodney Dill said...

This is Obama...
This is Obama on the US Economyyyyyyyyyyy.....

Rodney Dill said...

As..... you..... wiiiiiiiiissssshh....

Rodney Dill said...

We want Fearless Freep!!!

Rodney Dill said...

I can see Russia from here....

Rodney Dill said...

Great... Now I gotta pee.

Rodney Dill said...

brought to you by the Arthur Dent Flight School.

Rodney Dill said...

"Where'd that whale and potted petunia com from?"

Submariner said...

Well whatdya know? The Earth IS round!

Submariner said...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

We-eeeelllllll...

Submariner said...

>SHEESH!<
You can quit looking for votes, dude. Franken was declared the winner a long time ago!

kg said...

That's one small step for maaaaaaaaaa......

Submariner said...

Uuuuuuhhhhhh...
Just kidding!

Submariner said...

As the nucs began exploding, Baumgartner wished he had packed more PB&J sandwiches to eat as he enjoyed his unique view of the end of the world.

Submariner said...

Funny, I thought the Restaraunt at the Edge of the Universe would be much larger...

Submariner said...

ORA

"Oh, boy..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

mommy

-OR-

I'm not stalling, I'm going through a checklist!
Keys... wallet... cancel newspaper... cancel mail delivery... iron off... feed pets... crayons... umbrella... chapstik... Last Will & Testament... lucky coin...

-OR-

OK guys, no fooling, do we have a second option here?

-OR-

I call do over.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Can you hear me now?

-OR-

Not until my pizza's delivered. They said "30 minutes or it's free" and I'm holding 'em to it!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Say again, command post? What the hell do you mean, the back up plan is to have
Joe Biden catch me if the chute fails?!?

racerboy said...

VORA: Adrian Newey knows no limits when it comes to finding new ways to get around the F1 testing bans.

Anonymous said...

Ground Control To Major Tom

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Kaptain Krude said...

"They said they'd be here!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Neal Armstrong? What are you doing here?"




(What? Too soon?)

curly said...

"Kobe -- I'm open!...Over."

Steve O said...

The jump from outer deficit.