Monday, October 15, 2012

Five... Five dollar...


1. Romney's "Mime in a Glass Box" won him the votes of thousands of ironic hipster douchebags.
2. MSDNC Crawl: "Romney Too Stupid to Make Proper Nazi Salute; Republicans Dismayed."
3.  "Stop! In the Name of Love! Be-fore you break my heart!"  
4. Um, Mitt, the crowd's on the other side of you.
5. "Campaigning beneath a sky as white as a Klansman's robe..." began the report from @buzzfeed.


Best of GregMan
In an attempt to win back Sesame Street fans, Mitt does his best Count Count impression.

Best of dadoctah
ORA: "There! Are! Four! Lights! Wait, what?"

Best of blue
someone has to........
"Excuse me while I whip this out"

Best of Spin
"I'll use this pimp hand Tuesday night"

Best of Dr. Doom
"And then I asked, Candy am I going to have to slap a biotch?", related Mr. Romney on the campaign trail after the debate...

Best of Dr. Doom
"No we will not be releasing our binders full of women to the Secret Service", promised Mr. Romney, "At least not until after I am elected..."

13 comments:

GregMan said...

NY Times headline: "Crowds Dwindle To Only 100,000 For Romney As Campaign Faces Inevitable Defeat"

Next day: "Dozens Turn Out For Obama In Massive Show Of Support"

GregMan said...

In an attempt to win back Sesame Street fans, Mitt does his best Count Count impression.

dadoctah said...

ORA: "There! Are! Four! Lights! Wait, what?"

blue said...

someone has to........

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

Dr. Doom said...

In an effort to seem more personable and mainstream Mitt Romney has been learning to do the hand jive. By the end of his first term he pledges to be able to do it with both hands...

Shayne said...

"Hi mom!"

Spin said...

"I'll use this pimp hand Tuesday night"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

See.I.Do.NOT.Have.Hairy.Palms! I have a servant for that.

-OR-

Kobe, I'm open!

-OR-
ACRONYM for Mitt Romney Paul Ryan = Maternity Pulmonary
Coincidence? I think not.
Also:
Paltry Moaner Mutiny

Carpe Phlogiston said...

To demo the new Romnified Health Care system, Mittens sweet talks several senile audience members to accept vouchers in exchange for their jewelry and cars, then auctions off a homeless man to a tobacco plantation. Heads of major insurance companies nod in approval.

-OR-

During my 30-minute speech, only FIVE dozen US females who don't want children got pregnant "legitimately" and "illegitimately" so for heaven's sake let's NOT cover birth control and let's ban abortion. Make them have the brats and make the already bankrupt middle class cover the cost of raising and warehousing. Don't GOP economics rock?!

Rodney Dill said...

Kobe! I'm open.

Steve O said...

Romney holds up his "spanking" hamd for any Obamonites in the audience to see.

Dr. Doom said...

"And then I asked, Candy am I going to have to slap a biotch?", related Mr. Romney on the campaign trail after the debate...

Dr. Doom said...

"No we will not be releasing our binders full of women to the Secret Service", promised Mr. Romney, "At least not until after I am elected..."