1. Three heads, one thoughtbubble: "Somebody's not gettin' any tonight."
2. SCOAMF: "Look at him, over there. Straightening up his papers on his um,... what is that thing called... podium. Doesn't he know they have people who do that? How unpresidential.. Yeah, I totally won tonight."
3. SCOAMF: "Is it just me, or did M'Chel's hips actually get bigger while we were standing here."
4. "How is it Mitt's shadow casts opposite from ours? One of us must be evil."
5, Mitt had set the perfect trap and soon the SCOAMF and the FLOTUS would be eaten by Pac-Man.
Best of blue
"Lets see, who's next...oh wait...if I continue with this auction, I will be called racist.....
Best of Rodney Dill
Mitt: "I'm sorry, but I was only prepared to slap one bitch tonight."
Best of curly
"Mitt! You're Mormon...are you sure, ahh, that you don't need another wife?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "Mitt... It's best to let the Wookie win."
Best of Dr. Doom
"NO! This is not over!", directed the First Lady, "You people get back in your seats, get his teleprompter in here, and this time, Lehrer, you better ask him some questions about killing Bin Laden!"
Best of Steve O
M'Chelle thawt bubble: Must. Not. Punch. Husband...
Yet.
Best of Double the U
Jezzz, Aunt Ester has really let herself go.
Best of blue
Moderator: and now a question for M'Chel - when Obama is defeated and he dumps you to legally marry Reggie or Kal Penn, will you write a tell-all book?
Best of Adjustah
The debate goes badly, human! Let us beam back to the war bird for some fresh gagh and anniversary biting!
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It might look like Obamalama's teleprompter is larger than usual but it's an optical illusion known as gravitational lensing around black hips, er I mean aholes, er I mean a black hole.
-OR-
Romney carefully numbered all the pages so's not to mix up his lies and his zingers.
-OR-
Romney: I'll just have a cappuccino. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my maid.
Ms. Obama: "Is it time for vacation yet?"
Mr. Romney: "Sooner than you think..."
If truth in advertising laws applied to debates, the shadows being cast would fall upon the constitution...
Which one is standing like a girl? Hint: Not the one with the blue dress.
"Dammit, Barry, da secret is out. Now EVERYBODY done knows dat you'se a complete moron!"
Mittens' Thought Bubble: "Man, look at the face on that Klingon b1tch! If President Soetero thinks his ass is sore after this debate, just wait until they get home!"
"Lets see, who's next...oh wait...if I continue with this auction, I will be called racist.....
M'Chel: "Barry best be da winner of this here debates else I eats your childrens!"
Mitt: "I'm sorry, but I was only prepared to slap one bitch tonight."
Somewhere Lance Easley is saying, "Thank God, someone finally choked worse than me."
Obama: "I'd sit, but that damn Eastwood still has my chair."
"No M'chelle, don't you, er, EVEN think about kickin' his, ahh, ass!"
"Mitt! You're Mormon...are you sure, ahh, that you don't need another wife?"
"Mitt! You're Mormon...are you sure, ahh, that you don't need another wife?"
"Hey Mitt, it's our "Monica and Bill' role playing night. Do you have any cigars?"
Worst. Anniversary Date. Ever.
Next on Dancing With The Czars
Obama: "Mitt... It's best to let the Wookie win."
Sadly, Obama was forced to admit "I did have sex with that women."
"NO! This is not over!", directed the First Lady, "You people get back in your seats, get his teleprompter in here, and this time, Lehrer, you better ask him some questions about killing Bin Laden!"
M'Chelle thawt bubble: Must. Not. Punch. Husband...
Yet.
Obama thawt bubble: Maybe he'll fall for the pull-my-finger trick.
Jezzz, Aunt Ester has really let herself go.
Take my wife, Please!
"You know, Mr President - if you were a Mormon you could have 2 wives!"
Moderator: and now a question for M'Chel - when Obama is defeated and he dumps you to legally marry Reggie or Kal Penn, will you write a tell-all book?
Moderator: another question for M'Chel - at that time of the month does Barry poll a red state?
"I'll put it in words you're familiar with, Barry: There are those who say you did all right tonight, but let me be clear, and make no mistake, this is going to be a one-term proposition. Oh, and, um, millionaires and billionaires, you know."
The debate goes badly, human! Let us beam back to the war bird for some fresh gagh and anniversary biting!
Obama snaps his unvisible leash to keep his viscous pit bull in check.
ORA:The best Aunt Esther impersonator EVAH!
The Crowd starts to chant: "Two men go in. One man comes out."
"No Mr President, yet again we disagree - M'Chal does not have a fine ass, she has a fat ass!"
How liberals think January 21st will be like: "So what am I bid for this fine buck and his doe? We'll start the bidding at the minimum of $5. Who will bid?"
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