Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Everybody Was Twink-Fu Fighting


1. "And Romney parries Obama's Attack on Bain Capital and kicks him right in 44 months of record unemployment."

2. The Kirk versus Gorn Captain battle is re-enacted via the magic of interpretive dance.

3. "You farted on my pillow!" "Did not!"

4. Diane Fossey's Journal: "They were magnificent creatures, these 'Twinks in the Mist.'"

5. So, Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat transmogrified into gay Ninjas or something. I don't know, I'm outta ideas.


Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"And then the two boys meet in the bedroom and get in the same position, only naked." Ang Lee was VERY excited to remake 'Karate Kid'.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Popular wedding cake decoration in a rough part of San Francisco.

Best of metalgarth
Just when you thought the Mortal Kombat franchise was dead

Best of Mr Hankey
"Love on the Rocks....a'nt no surprise..."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Highlander, there can be only one!" Geez, this Ang Lee guy really gets around!

Best of Adjustah
Just another embarrassing photo for Prince Harry.

Best of Dr. Doom
Desperate to secure a point in their match, Jimmy used his secret move, the Mongolian crotch blast. Much to his dismay Bruce seemed to enjoy it immensely...

10 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Quarter Staff fighting... - ur doin it rong.

Rodney Dill said...

"Behold the power of Throbbing Member Kung Fu

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"And then the two boys meet in the bedroom and get in the same position, only naked." Ang Lee was VERY excited to remake 'Karate Kid'.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Popular wedding cake decoration in a rough part of San Francisco.

-OR-

Nursery Rhymes with Carpe #72
(no it doesn't)
Yin and Yang went up a hill
to fetch a pail of water
After an hour's climb,
Yin asked Yang
if he brought a pail.
Yang said, "No, I thought you did... hey, if water flows down WTF are we going up?"
Things went downhill from there.

metalgarth said...

Just when you thought the Mortal Kombat franchise was dead

Mr Hankey said...

"Love on the Rocks....a'nt no surprise..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Highlander, there can be only one!" Geez, this Ang Lee guy really gets around!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Miller Beer and Fleet Enema share ad costs and redefine the term "sending mixed messages":
Tastes better!
Less Filling!
Tastes better!
Less Filling!

Adjustah said...

Just another embarrassing photo for Prince Harry.

Dr. Doom said...

Desperate to secure a point in their match, Jimmy used his secret move, the Mongolian crotch blast. Much to his dismay Bruce seemed to enjoy it immensely...