Monday, October 01, 2012

Effing Fascist Obama Police State

Cops Shutdown "Free Sex with Car Wash" Promotion. Probably because the whores weren't getting their free Government contraception, or something. 



Yeah, I know it's not Thursday, but I haven't found any good picks of Mittens or the SCOAMF yet. Last Monday was Debbie Wasserman-Schultz  So, consider this an apology.  

11 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Sadly, the Obama Administration had to adjust it's September 'Jobs Created' numbers down by 450 (apparently they had been counting BJs in the total)

Dr. Doom said...

I bet the Justice Department will step in. Any program where the consumer gets screwed is bound to be a favorite of Team Obama...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Educational sidebar - The free Sex w/Car Wash offer took place in Malaysia, slightly beyond the reach of US politicians except those booking "fact-finding" junkets.

Mitt Romney will ban free sex at car washes as the work of Satan, but says he will continue Obamalama's illegal immigrant amnesty program AND the current USDA policy of teaching illegals how to obtain food stamps.

WordVerify: geeliya What you say while pointing an accusing finger at either candidate at the debate.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In a tits-across-the-sea first, America's college students use campus car washes to collect money for Russia's imprisoned Pussy Riot band. Obamalama wants to use car washes as a way to balance the budget while Romney praises Putin and the Orthodox church for working together to oppress religious dissidents.

seoconsult said...

Very interesting thanks. I believe there's even more that could be on there! keep it up

Submariner said...

"Even more that could be on there?!?"
Seoconsult needs a few moths before he/she/it could even work up enough street creds to be a moron, let alone a monor.

All us reg'lar monors know there should be less on these girls. FAAAAAARRRRRRR less...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I can't wait for the first VP debate. Biden's blood is to be replaced with coffee so he won't nod off (or blink) for 2 hours, and Ryan's practicing his circular reasoning skills and studying a big globe that "proves" creationism.

WordVerify: overiesi - Some like scrambled or poached but some like their eggs this way.

Dr. Doom said...

The charges were quietly dropped after the customers rounded up in the raid were determined to be an advance team of Secret Service Agents scouting retirement locations for the President...

Spin said...

All four girls:
"Wow it has been a long time for you Mr. Edwards"

Adjustah said...

This never would have happened under Clinton!

Spin said...

We thought you said Donkey KONG