1. INVISIBUL KOOL MENTHOL 100.
2. The SCOAMF was well into his third chorus of "Little Bunny Fu-Fu" before he realized the Teleprompter guys were f--king with him again.
3. Obama was soundly defeated in the Second Debate when Romney chose "Rock."
4. And in the Second Debate, Obama got bored and started making shadow puppets; signalling to some his waning interest in the presidency.
5. "Benedicat vos Omnipotens SCOAMF, Pater, et Filius, et Spiritus Sanctus,"
Best of Dr. Doom
"OK everyone with a show of fingers, indicate which amendment to the constitution you hate the most...", orated the President.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
At the second debate, Obama threw up multiple gang signs when answering questions; Al Gore excused this blunder by claiming the different gangs in New York must have influenced his thinking.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Clearly Obamalama was off his game, but it didn't help when he walked behind Mitt during closing rambles and held the devil's horns up to the back of the 1-percenter's head.
Best of blue
"...and I fully anticipate that the Nobel committee will award me my second Peace Prize based on my stellar performance!!"
Best of Joshua
"Peace, man." Obama adopted a southern California hippie accent during his San Fransisco fundraiser.
Best of jimmy
"Mr. SCOAMF, where do you expect to place next month in the election?"
"Mr. SCOAMF, how many girdles is M'Chel wearing right now?"
"Mr. SCOAMF, how many times this year has Chris Matthews offered to bear your love children?"
"Mr. SCOAMF, tell us how many times you kissed yourself in the mirror before you came out here."
"Mr. SCOAMF, how many Volts has Chevy sold this year?"
Best of Silrette
Another term, and I can do it. Okay, two. Two more terms and I'll totally accomplish what I promised. SOME of what I promised. At least ONE thing I promised. I promise.
Best of prince of leaves
Bored with the Presidency, Obama makes plans to move on up to a bigger stage with a global role: Pope.
And the Acebook Morons came up with...
Best of CHW: The President went visual to reinforce the number he had chosen for his goal of percentage of people he wanted still employed in the private sector at the end of his second term."
Best of Unclefacts Meteor-Summoner: Let me be perfectly clear, this is how many of my balls Mooch has in her purse right now.
Best of GD: Puff Puff give, man!