Monday, October 01, 2012

Bite Repellent



1. The strike of the La Quinta Housekeepers Union takes an ugly turn.

2. Andrew Sullivan immediately offered $500 for the pillow.

3. Joe Biden's vastly more intelligent brother makes a poignant political statement.

4. ORA: This is a really bizarre remake of Say Anything. 

5. Trust me, you do not want to see what he wrote on the sheet.


Best of Joshua
Andrew was excited to learn that his $3 donation won the Obama "fart pillow" in what turned out to be one of the campaign's more bizarre fund raising raffles.

Best of Submariner
On the other side: "I am the 99%"

Best of Dr. Doom
Number 17 on the list of rejected Febreeze commercial concepts...

Best of Mr Hankey
Kyle tries to divert attention from his halitosis.

12 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Other Side of Pillow: 'I voted for Obama'...

Joshua said...

Andrew was excited to learn that his $3 donation won the Obama "fart pillow" in what turned out to be one of the campaign's more bizarre fund raising raffles.

Mr Hankey said...

Kylie's response to "what did you do to look for a job today"?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The frat house biohazard labeling rule was designed to stop rampant stolen pillow sales on Ebay.

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Seinfeld's autobiography reveals that writing disgusting things on his personal property was no deterrent against mooches George Costanza and Kramer.

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This fall, the new FOX reality show - "Pull My Finger" - goes up against ABC's long-running "Smell My Pits."

Submariner said...

On the other side:
"I am the 99%"

Submariner said...

Isn't he supposed to be holding that up to his heart for Obamamlam?

Dr. Doom said...

Number 17 on the list of rejected Febreeze commercial concepts...

Mr Hankey said...

Kyle tries to divert attention from his halitosis.

Kaptain Krude said...

Looks like the pillow sh!t on his head.

Kaptain Krude said...

Although I'm fairly tolerant as to other people's sexual proclivities, I find Dave's auto-erotic asphyxiation impulses to be rather disgusting.

Cat Whisperer said...

Another environmentalist does what he can to scrub harmful greenhouse gasses.

Spin said...

Abdul steals Obama's pillow after the Romney-v-Obama debate