1. "When a wise person debates with a fool, the fool rages and laughs, and there is no peace and quiet." Proverbs 29:9.
2. "... He held it up like this and he had written on it in Sharpie, 'I farted on this pillow.'" By the end of it, Biden had to go to extremes to avoid talking about his regime's record.
3. As Biden entered his third chorus of "Mississippi Mud," Ryan wondered if the moderator was ever going to cut him off.
4. Gallant provides an outline for his plan to reduce the deficit. Goofus describes the time he ate a potato salad as big as his head.
5. Biden: "Of course I'm being rude and obnoxious.Our base loves this sh-t. Have you ever seen Ed Schultz?"
Best of Passionate Conservative
"Dear Lord, bring down your wrath on this idiot who thinks we should preserve life and live within our means, sincerely, Chuckles the Clown"
Best of Submariner
"I'm comin' 'Liz'beth!" Plugs makes what he thinks of as a "high brow" play for the black crowd.
Best of Joshua
"Look, a squirrel" Biden shouted as he took Axelrod's advice literally.
Best of Submariner
Cap This! Standard #17: "KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Best of prince of leaves
In Ironic Alternate Timeline #D3595-YF97-Q, Joe Biden just happened to be seated where he could see the incoming SMOD in the instant before it struck.
Best of prince of leaves
"OHH! The Blessed Moroni!!!" It didn't matter whether it was an authentic vision or just another stroke -- Joe's sudden 'Road to Deseret' enlightenment/conversion on live television seriously hampered the Obama camp's anti-Mormon whisper campaign.
Thread winnah: Rodney Dill
"SERENITY NOW!!!!"
Best of Van Wallach
Oh my God, Martha, keep doing that with your feet! Don't stop!!
Best of dadoctah
"Puny humans! Hulk smash!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
So, in my recurring dream, Hillary's a librarian, I'm holding the ladder steady and looking up her skirt... and I see these hairy balls and a bull pizzle staring back at me! Always wake up in a cold sweat screaming.
Best of Jack Reacher
"The sun! The sun is getting closer!" Biden still has difficulty with the concept of stage lights.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"There! Are! Four! Lights!" Geez, the Picard in this new Ang Lee version of Star Trek sure is old.
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"Dear Lord, bring down your wrath on this idiot who thinks we should preserve life and live within our means, sincerely, Chuckles the Clown"
"I'm comin' 'Liz'beth!"
Plugs makes what he thinks of as a "high brow" play for the black crowd.
"...so's I walk in and there was this poor, sweet intern holdin' the Secretary of State up to the urinal like this!"
Cap This Standard #2
"Kobe, over here; I'm open!"
"How big is the deficit? Sooo big!"
Once again Slow Joe tries his version of fact-based reasoning.
ORA?
Plugz describes the day he saved the day when Les Nesman did his Thanksgiving turkey give-away in Cincinnatti.
CapThis Standard Caption #2,936: "I tell ya, when I walked in on Hillary in the men's room, it was this d@mn long!"
"Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!""
"Look, a squirrel" Biden shouted as he took Axelrod's advice literally.
"Squirrel!"
Joe demonstrated yet again why he was only #2 by distracting himself, rather than his intended target.
Cap This! Standard #17:
"KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!"
...so's I walk into the Oval Office and there's Barry singin' "Hallelujah, It's Raining Men!"
In Ironic Alternate Timeline #D3595-YF97-Q, Joe Biden just happened to be seated where he could see the incoming SMOD in the instant before it struck.
ORA: Ryan abruptly turns away as a peculiar light and vapor surround Biden. "Martha, don't look at him. Shut your eyes, Martha! Don't look at him, no matter what happens!"
"OHH! The Blessed Moroni!!!" It didn't matter whether it was an authentic vision or just another stroke -- Joe's sudden 'Road to Deseret' enlightenment/conversion on live television seriously hampered the Obama camp's anti-Mormon whisper campaign.
"...and I pressed my face between the intern's heaving bosoms and went BLRBLRBLRBLRBLRBLRBLRBLRBBBB! Ahh, those were the days, the good old days, before the Republican War on Women ruined everything!"
"SERENITY NOW!!!!"
Biden's tryout as an NFL replacement ref.
After a while those that make a living sucking off the government teat are easy to identify.
"Praise Allah and pass the ammunition!"
Oh my God, Martha, keep doing that with your feet! Don't stop!!
Mr. Biden: "It was not the administration's fault, the intelligence community got it wrong!"
Mr. Ryan: "So your saying that intelligence isn't part of your administration?"
Mr. Biden: "Exactly! Wait what?"
"Now hold on just a doggone minute there Ryan", decried the Vice President, "Let's not go around confusing everyone with facts..."
"Puny humans! Hulk smash!"
"...and then the newspaper had a picture of me, with the caption 'Old man yells at cloud'. Can you imagine that? I'm not old! Look at my teeth! Do they look old to you?"
"Behold my teeth! Look upon my dentures, and tremble!"
"Can you believe that holier-than-thou VtheK? Always turning down my brilliant captions! Brilliant, I say! See this last one that I submitted? And the arrogant clod actually ignored it! Where is the justice, O Lord?"
Ryan's something of a practical joker but he lost a bet with Martha. Nine minutes into the debate, Biden finally reacted to the tack he'd sat on.
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So, in my recurring dream, Hillary's a librarian, I'm holding the ladder steady and looking up her skirt... and I see these hairy balls and a bull pizzle staring back at me! Always wake up in a cold sweat screaming.
"What do I have to do to convince you that Barack Hussein Obama (mmm-mmm-mmm!) is the greatest President of all time? He's a big f*cking deal! What do I have to do? Oh God, I just soiled my Depends!"
Epic Fail: Forgetting that the Almighty had been removed from the platform and then invoking His name when you start to lose the debate during your opening statements...
"Oh lord, why do I have to debate this heathen when I'm on the ticket with the anointed one you sent down to rule the earth and the cosmos?
Especially since the MSM has already decided the winner.....
Ryan's red tie looks nice...I think I'll wear on for our next debate......
"The sun! The sun is getting closer!" Biden still has difficulty with the concept of stage lights.
"There! Are! Four! Lights!" Geez, the Picard in this new Ang Lee version of Star Trek sure is old.
Joe: "We'll support the poor with Bananas from Heaven."
Paul: "...you mean manna?"
Joe: "Er... Whatever.
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