Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Big Ol' Gun



1. Fearing that Republicans would. once again, launch a genocidal pogrom against teh gheys, Timmy vowed to defend the bath house to the last man.

2. No effing way was Rick going to listen to the good news about Ron Paul.

3. Bambi really doesn't stand a chance.

4. "Good morning class, I'll be your substitute teacher here at Martin Luther King Elementary in South Chicago."

5. "There you go, Senator McCain. I promise this will keep those kids off your lawn."


Best of Dr. Doom
"Don't worry Mr. Ahmadinejad - I got your back", said Sergeant Jones as he pulled the trigger, "And your head and your left shoulder... and both of your knees..."

Best of prince of leaves
Yeah, go ahead, tell *this* guy he's "compensating".

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
We don't need no steeeking circular saw.
Tim "the Toolman" Taylor's son Brad volunteers to help his dad rough cut an opening in a poured concrete wall for a walk-out basement.

12 comments:

metalgarth said...

Got a couple of homos "kung fu fighting" on your private property? I got the answer RIGHT HERE!

Dr. Doom said...

"Don't worry Mr. Ahmadinejad - I got your back", said Sergeant Jones as he pulled the trigger, "And your head and your left shoulder... and both of your knees..."

prince of leaves said...

Yeah, go ahead, tell *this* guy he's "compensating".

prince of leaves said...

The gaping hole in the "Cap This" masthead tells me Pete was none too happy about being a Twink Tuesday feature-boi.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Neighbors would later tell this reporter:
"He was such a nice, polite boy."
"Saw a lot of people go in, never saw anyone come out."
"We heard loud muffled noises. Timmy said he was hanging drywall."
"Am I gonna be on TV? Hi Mom!"
"Lloyd was a civilian contractor. Always sent small gifts home to his wife. Firearms, a bazooka and tank, you say? Go on!"

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Ooooooh, I wish I was a loofah!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

We don't need no steeeking circular saw.
Time the Toolman Taylor's son volunteers to help his dad rough cut an opening in a poured concrete wall for a walk-out basement.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

EDIT

We don't need no steeeking circular saw.
Tim "the Toolman" Taylor's son Brad volunteers to help his dad rough cut an opening in a poured concrete wall for a walk-out basement.

Dr. Doom said...

Nervous @CP?

Submariner said...

Fred prepares to go see Disney's re-release of "Bambi."

Submariner said...

Duayne's solution to gridlock on 395 was a bit excessive.

Effective, but excessive.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Now, DANCE pilgrim!
Ruh roh... looks like Carpe fell for Dr. Doom's old "Free Private Dance Lesson" coupon trick.