Tuesday, October 02, 2012
Big Ol' Gun
1. Fearing that Republicans would. once again, launch a genocidal pogrom against teh gheys, Timmy vowed to defend the bath house to the last man.
2. No effing way was Rick going to listen to the good news about Ron Paul.
3. Bambi really doesn't stand a chance.
4. "Good morning class, I'll be your substitute teacher here at Martin Luther King Elementary in South Chicago."
5. "There you go, Senator McCain. I promise this will keep those kids off your lawn."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Don't worry Mr. Ahmadinejad - I got your back", said Sergeant Jones as he pulled the trigger, "And your head and your left shoulder... and both of your knees..."
Best of prince of leaves
Yeah, go ahead, tell *this* guy he's "compensating".
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
We don't need no steeeking circular saw.
Tim "the Toolman" Taylor's son Brad volunteers to help his dad rough cut an opening in a poured concrete wall for a walk-out basement.