Monday, October 08, 2012

Another One, Just to Be Fair

Metalgarth


1. "Be honest, you've never seen a more fabulous ass."
2. "OMG, it's full of stars!"
3. "OK, Jenny, now get that Bic lighter ready. This is gonna be SWEET!"
4."Oh, Mr. Romney... your conjoined twin is so... Sassy!"
5. "A vestigial tail? How cute!"


Best of Dr. Doom
"Look! Mr. Romney is wearing Obamagirl underwear", cried Sally.

Best of blue
Look!!! The sun does shine there!!!

Best of Spin
I see England, I see France
I see Mitt Romney's magic underwear...

/it's a work in progress/

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Go on, pet the gerbil, Eloise. He won't bite.

Best of metalgarth
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my...

Best of Submariner
That.Is.THE.Sweetest.Boyz2Men.Tattoo.I've.EVER.Seen!

Best of Submariner
"Batchelorette Number 1; what does THIS make you want to do?"
'Dating Game; Ogden' was a bit different...

Best of Rodney Dill
While Mitts singing voice was of rather dubious quality, his flatulent rendition of the Stars and Stripes always brought down the house.

Best of Rodney Dill
Uptighty Whiteys

Best of metalgarth
It's okay Mr. Romney, You don't need to prove that you don't bleach your anus.



What the Morons on Acebook came up with: 


Best of Unclefacts Meteor-Summoner: I can really see myself in the brass!

Best of JF: Mitt Romney delivers a thoughtful "fruit basket" to a needy child.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fruit+basket

Best of CB: Here's my Obama impression...

20 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Look! Mr. Romney is wearing Obamagirl underwear", cried Sally.

blue said...

Look!!! The sun does shine there!!!

Spin said...

I see England, I see France
I see Mitt Romney's magic underwear...

/it's a work in progress/

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Go on, pet the gerbil, Eloise. He won't bite.

-OR-

Conservative media only reported that Mittens showed his softer side and sang ♫ ♩ "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood." ♬ ♪


-OR-

Ohmigosh, that butt plug is way bigger than the one Mommy uses!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bad Touch
Even most sick intercourses thought Capital One's new "What's in YOUR wallet?" commercial crossed a line.

-OR-

After Jim Lehrer asked how far he'd stoop to dominate the millions of "infidels" (non-conservative citizens of America) Mitt's mime impression of walking down basement steps was both troubling and refreshingly honest.

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David Attenborough whispers: And here, we ...umm... see Mitt ...errr... demonstrating how Mormons ... oh my! ... attract mates in the wilds of Utah.

metalgarth said...

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my...

Submariner said...

That.Is.THE.Sweetest.Boyz2Men.Tattoo.I've.EVER.Seen!

Submariner said...

Ho-Ly Crap! Marcia; looks what's hanging out of his pants leg!!

Submariner said...

Mittens introduces America to the candidate pool for his 2016 wife addition.

Submariner said...

"Batchelorette Number 1; what does THIS make you want to do?"

'Dating Game; Ogden' was a bit different...

Rodney Dill said...

While Mitts singing voice was of rather dubious quality, his flatulent rendition of the Stars and Stripes always brought down the house.

Rodney Dill said...

Look, It's Jimmy Hoffa.

Rodney Dill said...

Uptighty Whiteys

Rodney Dill said...

Hanes? Guess that means Michael Jordon is Mormon too.

Rodney Dill said...

Mitt never got tired of showing off Seamus's Revenge

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dadoctah said...

"Oh, so *that's* how you reverse a vasectomy."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

And this is the real reason why you "leave no child BEHIND"

-OR-

BREAKINGWIND News: Another outtake Mitt wishes he'd never been filmed saying:
"Heh heh, if I get elected, I'll make the 47% bend over and squeal like a pig."

-OR-

Mr. Lehrer, my health care plan won't pay for birth control or abortions. I'll authorize strap on web sites to educate married men on the joys of being bottoms with their spouses. It'll work. Trust me.

-OR-

Melissa gets a peek at the where Mitt's going to pull out details of a healthcare plan, jobs plan, balance budget plan, tax overhaul plan and his tax returns. Turns out it really is all BS.

metalgarth said...

It's okay Mr. Romney, You don't need to prove that you don't bleach your anus.

dadoctah said...

Courtship rituals in the Mormon Silverback.

captcha: 16 pecksom. Yes, she looks about sixteen, and it wouldn't surprise me at all to find that she pecksom.