1. "Be honest, you've never seen a more fabulous ass."
2. "OMG, it's full of stars!"
3. "OK, Jenny, now get that Bic lighter ready. This is gonna be SWEET!"
4."Oh, Mr. Romney... your conjoined twin is so... Sassy!"
5. "A vestigial tail? How cute!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Look! Mr. Romney is wearing Obamagirl underwear", cried Sally.
Best of blue
Look!!! The sun does shine there!!!
Best of Spin
I see England, I see France
I see Mitt Romney's magic underwear...
/it's a work in progress/
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Go on, pet the gerbil, Eloise. He won't bite.
Best of metalgarth
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my...
Best of Submariner
That.Is.THE.Sweetest.Boyz2Men.Tattoo.I've.EVER.Seen!
Best of Submariner
"Batchelorette Number 1; what does THIS make you want to do?"
'Dating Game; Ogden' was a bit different...
Best of Rodney Dill
While Mitts singing voice was of rather dubious quality, his flatulent rendition of the Stars and Stripes always brought down the house.
Best of Rodney Dill
Uptighty Whiteys
Best of metalgarth
It's okay Mr. Romney, You don't need to prove that you don't bleach your anus.
What the Morons on Acebook came up with:
Best of Unclefacts Meteor-Summoner: I can really see myself in the brass!
Best of JF: Mitt Romney delivers a thoughtful "fruit basket" to a needy child.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fruit+basket
Best of CB: Here's my Obama impression...
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"Look! Mr. Romney is wearing Obamagirl underwear", cried Sally.
Look!!! The sun does shine there!!!
I see England, I see France
I see Mitt Romney's magic underwear...
/it's a work in progress/
Go on, pet the gerbil, Eloise. He won't bite.
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Conservative media only reported that Mittens showed his softer side and sang ♫ ♩ "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood." ♬ ♪
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Ohmigosh, that butt plug is way bigger than the one Mommy uses!
Bad Touch
Even most sick intercourses thought Capital One's new "What's in YOUR wallet?" commercial crossed a line.
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After Jim Lehrer asked how far he'd stoop to dominate the millions of "infidels" (non-conservative citizens of America) Mitt's mime impression of walking down basement steps was both troubling and refreshingly honest.
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David Attenborough whispers: And here, we ...umm... see Mitt ...errr... demonstrating how Mormons ... oh my! ... attract mates in the wilds of Utah.
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my...
That.Is.THE.Sweetest.Boyz2Men.Tattoo.I've.EVER.Seen!
Ho-Ly Crap! Marcia; looks what's hanging out of his pants leg!!
Mittens introduces America to the candidate pool for his 2016 wife addition.
"Batchelorette Number 1; what does THIS make you want to do?"
'Dating Game; Ogden' was a bit different...
While Mitts singing voice was of rather dubious quality, his flatulent rendition of the Stars and Stripes always brought down the house.
Look, It's Jimmy Hoffa.
Uptighty Whiteys
Hanes? Guess that means Michael Jordon is Mormon too.
Mitt never got tired of showing off Seamus's Revenge
I appreciate for your post! I hope you will keep it on. I also want to make friends with you and share my favorite replica .thank you.
"Oh, so *that's* how you reverse a vasectomy."
And this is the real reason why you "leave no child BEHIND"
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BREAKINGWIND News: Another outtake Mitt wishes he'd never been filmed saying:
"Heh heh, if I get elected, I'll make the 47% bend over and squeal like a pig."
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Mr. Lehrer, my health care plan won't pay for birth control or abortions. I'll authorize strap on web sites to educate married men on the joys of being bottoms with their spouses. It'll work. Trust me.
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Melissa gets a peek at the where Mitt's going to pull out details of a healthcare plan, jobs plan, balance budget plan, tax overhaul plan and his tax returns. Turns out it really is all BS.
It's okay Mr. Romney, You don't need to prove that you don't bleach your anus.
Courtship rituals in the Mormon Silverback.
captcha: 16 pecksom. Yes, she looks about sixteen, and it wouldn't surprise me at all to find that she pecksom.
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