Best of Spin Do these studs make me look fat? Best of Rodney Dill How'd she get Army of Mom's hand me downs... How'd she get Candy Crowley's hand me downs... How'd she get Joe Biden's hand me downs.... (I couldn't decide) Best of Dr. Doom "We're going to need a bucket of Viagra, stat!", cried the dude in the Skeleboner costume at Rosie's Halloween party
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Hey, that's a neat picture of a Betta fish on the wall, there... wait, what's that in the mirror... AAAGGGHHH!!!
AAAGGGHHH!!!
GOJIRA
Do these studs make me look fat?
"OK, I'll paint your house... just take it off."
How'd she get Army of Mom's hand me downs...
How'd she get Candy Crowley's hand me downs...
How'd she get Joe Biden's hand me downs....
(I couldn't decide)
I'm kinda surprised the mirror doesn't shatter.
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Mirror Thawtbubble: OMFG!!
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Mirror Thawtbubble: "Who's the fairest of them all?" R U F'king Kidding Me???
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Rosie Thawtbubble: People of Walmart, bow before your queen, erm... king, erm... ruler!
Dammit Mirror! When I sing "I feel pretty" stop harmonizing with "To dream the impossible dream" or I'm going to smash you good!
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♩ ♫ Mirrors R Us, how may I help you? ♪ ♬
I want a refund. I ordered the swivel floor model #4219 but you shipped a carnival mirror!
I'm sorry, ma'am, according to our records you got the 4219.
It's stamped 4219 but it's a carnival mirror! I look hideous!!!
We don't give refunds. Have you tried our solutions guide? "Take a large white sheet and drape over mirror?" Very funny!
I'm ready, Michelle! Go to the basement and drag a fresh boy on a leash up here while I open a bucket of lube.
The torture session wouldn't start for half an hour but for the bustier the party had already started...
"We're going to need a bucket of Viagra, stat!", cried the dude in the Skeleboner costume at Rosie's Halloween party
my eyes
MY EYES
Worse than any vampire Ann Rice ever created
ORA
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