Friday, September 14, 2012

You Should See the Cat


1. What if they mated: Gene Simmons and M'Chel Obama.
2. "Tongue Gonorrhea? Dammit, I never should have hooked up with Sandra Fluke at the DNC."
3. "And what are your qualifications to be a State Department intern Ms... Phlox, is it?"

4 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like that's one less rabid beaver Virginia residents will have to worry about.

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It's said that Kardashian women love a guy who can lick his own eyebrows.

Dr. Doom said...

Cardassians were a popular addition to Counselor Troi's holodeck recreation...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ah chan haz scheezbugga?

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First there's a twinge, then the dentist mumbles "ooops." You'll be drooling like an imbecile for the rest of the day because he missed gum and nailed your tongue with the Xylocaine.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Schiff, republican dental vouchers only cover the prep work portion in months ending in R. We'll see you in June to actually fix your tongue.
HUH?

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Is it a full moon or something? You're the fourth patient I've seen this month who tried sucking a vacuum hose.

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Good Lord, man, I said try rolling your tongue, not unfurling it!

Spin said...

Cunnilingus. Hell he could reach her tramp stamp.