There's a Reason it's called a Slut Walk and Not a Hot Chick Walk
1. She means you, Joe Biden.
2. Across from her, a guy flashes a sign reading, "OK, I Think I Can Manage That, No Problem."
3. Your sign says 'Control Your Lust' but your eyes say "I don't like men, anyway."
4. Hey, if Sandra Fluke doesn't have to control hers, why do I have to control mine?
5. State Department Interns prepare for their meeting with the Secretary.
Best of Dr. Doom
Best of Dactyl
Pardon me miss, would you please lower that sign? you're blocking my view of those hot blonde chicks.
Best of dadoctah
...and then dub's head exploded.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Price is Right
Jimmy Carter, step right down!
Best of Submariner
I'll take "Signs you WON'T see at Folsom St Fair" for $400, Alex...