1. She means you, Joe Biden.
2. Across from her, a guy flashes a sign reading, "OK, I Think I Can Manage That, No Problem."
3. Your sign says 'Control Your Lust' but your eyes say "I don't like men, anyway."
4. Hey, if Sandra Fluke doesn't have to control hers, why do I have to control mine?
5. State Department Interns prepare for their meeting with the Secretary.
Best of Dr. Doom
Challenge Accepted...
Best of Dactyl
Pardon me miss, would you please lower that sign? you're blocking my view of those hot blonde chicks.
Best of dadoctah
...and then dub's head exploded.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Price is Right
Jimmy Carter, step right down!
Best of Submariner
I'll take "Signs you WON'T see at Folsom St Fair" for $400, Alex...
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yeah... I'll need to work on that.
I can't help it! I want it! I need it! You're talking about chocolate, right?
Challenge Accepted...
Pardon me miss, would you please lower that sign? you're blocking my view of those hot blonde chicks.
Hey babe. I DO appreciate your help. If I can just keep your picture with me, I'll be good.
My idea for a new reality TV special: Guys hit on women at the slutwalk.
Assuming any contestants survive, the winner can be chosen based on who he picked up, the quality of his lines, and time elapsed. Just think of the "challenges" you could have. Anyone who thinks this would be the worst reality TV show of all time has not seen that trivia sow "Repo Man."
...and then dub's head exploded.
You have a great weblog and I like your style of writing about this stuff. Keep up the good work!
Reverse psychology?
It might work... with beer goggles in a dimly lit bar, but it's sunny and we're sober, girl!
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Not fair! Sweetie just swatted my head for simply looking at the 2 blonde babes! Or, maybe she can read minds?
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Slut Walk in "broad" daylight...
coincidence? I think not.
The Price is Right
Jimmy Carter, step right down!
"Not hard with you standing in the way of the cute blondes."
(my sign)
Release Your Inner Skank
Some Tuesdays you get the twink, some Tuesdays you get the... reverse?
I'll take "Signs you WON'T see at Folsom St Fair" for $400, Alex...
"I've got a firm handle on it. Now please move out of the way..."
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