Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Um.... OK

There's a Reason it's called a Slut Walk and Not a Hot Chick Walk


1. She means you, Joe Biden.
2. Across from her, a guy flashes a sign reading, "OK, I Think I Can Manage That, No Problem."
3. Your sign says 'Control Your Lust' but your eyes say "I don't like men, anyway."
4. Hey, if Sandra Fluke doesn't have to control hers, why do I have to control mine?
5. State Department Interns prepare for their meeting with the Secretary.


Best of Dr. Doom
Challenge Accepted...

Best of Dactyl
Pardon me miss, would you please lower that sign? you're blocking my view of those hot blonde chicks.

Best of dadoctah
...and then dub's head exploded.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Price is Right
Jimmy Carter, step right down!

Best of Submariner
I'll take "Signs you WON'T see at Folsom St Fair" for $400, Alex...

15 comments:

metalgarth said...

yeah... I'll need to work on that.

Jack Reacher said...

I can't help it! I want it! I need it! You're talking about chocolate, right?

Dr. Doom said...

Challenge Accepted...

Dactyl said...

Pardon me miss, would you please lower that sign? you're blocking my view of those hot blonde chicks.

Steve O said...

Hey babe. I DO appreciate your help. If I can just keep your picture with me, I'll be good.

Steve O said...

My idea for a new reality TV special: Guys hit on women at the slutwalk.

Assuming any contestants survive, the winner can be chosen based on who he picked up, the quality of his lines, and time elapsed. Just think of the "challenges" you could have. Anyone who thinks this would be the worst reality TV show of all time has not seen that trivia sow "Repo Man."

dadoctah said...

...and then dub's head exploded.

banners and signs said...

You have a great weblog and I like your style of writing about this stuff. Keep up the good work!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reverse psychology?
It might work... with beer goggles in a dimly lit bar, but it's sunny and we're sober, girl!

-OR-

Not fair! Sweetie just swatted my head for simply looking at the 2 blonde babes! Or, maybe she can read minds?

-OR-

Slut Walk in "broad" daylight...
coincidence? I think not.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Price is Right
Jimmy Carter, step right down!

Rodney Dill said...

"Not hard with you standing in the way of the cute blondes."

Rodney Dill said...

(my sign)
Release Your Inner Skank

Spin said...

Some Tuesdays you get the twink, some Tuesdays you get the... reverse?

Submariner said...

I'll take "Signs you WON'T see at Folsom St Fair" for $400, Alex...

Submariner said...

"I've got a firm handle on it. Now please move out of the way..."