Wednesday, September 26, 2012

U filz in da blank

One of you Monors.... not sure which





Best of Rodney Dill
Well if its in Livonia, we know what it says....

Best of Dr. Doom
If Obama Campaign ad writers sold real estate for a living...

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: Frank Drake's binary-encoded epithet was deliciously cruel, but unfortunately none of the famous radio astronomer's soon-to-be-former neighbors could interpret it.

Best of Spin
e-thugging grammar nazi

14 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Well if its in Livonia, we know what it says....

Dr. Doom said...
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Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Doom - I couldn't help noticing your choices are grammatically incorrect as well as incomplete. That's not like you. Upset that the wheels on Mitten's wagon are falling off?


-OR-

I've seen a big House for Sale sign somewhere... oh yeah, on the US Capitol.


Steve O said...

I'm thinking that "Mr. I-Can't-Get-Along-With-My-Neighbors" didn't take any advertising classes as his Community College.

Dr. Doom said...

Wagon? I thought it was a sled...

Sorry about that it has been a long week...

Dr. Doom said...

House for Sale by Owner Because My Neighbor's ________: Choose the best answer

a) A Democrat
b) A Liberal
c) A Ron Paul Supporter
d) Both a and b

Corrected for grammar to avoid upsetting the monors

Dr. Doom said...

If Obama Campaign ad writers sold real estate for a living...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Doom redux
a) it's been a long week and I'm going to kick the butt of the next grammar nazi to correct me
b) English isn't my first language
d) oh frack, that sign had "AN" printed on it. Blame the Wal-mart photos!

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Frank Drake's binary-encoded epithet was deliciously cruel, but unfortunately none of the famous radio astronomer's soon-to-be-former neighbors could interpret it.

Spin said...

e-thugging grammar nazi

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yo, Spin. Had my post been mean-spirited rather than tongue-in-cheek, e-thug would be apropos. However, I'm thinking the good doctor can tell the difference. His sled rejoinder was hilarious. He'll get even, too... and I'm already worried enough I'm running spellcheck.

curly said...

…imbecilic, Obama supporting, gun-grabbing, latte sipping, Prius driving, limp wristed, 47 per center who’s living off the taxpayer while bitching on his expensive iPhone version 5 that hetro white males are keeping him from wedding his same-sex, trans-gendered, orally fixated, fudge-packing high-heel wearing gay masseuse boy friend of 5 weeks.

curly said...

idiot who inappropriately uses the indefinite article “an” before words that begin with hard-sounding consonants yet inappropriately uses “a” before an initial unstressed syllable beginning with a silent or weakly pronounced “h” as in “historian”.

Spin said...

Carpe,
"Will you be my neighbor"?