Good gawd, the last negotiator Rahm Emmanuel sent in probably ended up in the Rancor Pit under her living room sofa.
This also explains why the Union demands included "a palette of chocolate-covered pretzels, a drum of grape jam like they ship oil in, a desk of Cheez-its and a hammock of cake."
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♫ Hey, me just met you! And me am crazy, Union Teacher, Who live off gravy!♪
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No, the last negotiator sent in by Rahm ended up in Mrs Fat Bastard's belly.......
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So now even the models for all of those whacky "People of WalMart" photo shoots have gone on strike because of the bad economy? That Obama could ruin a stainless steel bowling ball!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, hey, ho, ho..Ho Ho? Yeah, I could go for some of those. And Twinkies."
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Consider my lust not just under control, but dead and buried.
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Hey Hey
Ho Ho
Higher teacher salaries make your children more smarterer!
Best of Submariner
"hey, Hey, HEY; it's Fat Albertha...
and I'm a gonna stick a lot to you..."
Best of Rodney Dill
If she starts to sing... it's over.
Best of Cat Whisperer
“I have one more demand! Bring me Solo and the Wookie.”
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Shallow Hal gets a look at Sandra Fluke
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No, the last negotiator sent in by Rahm ended up in Mrs Fat Bastard's belly.......
(totally ripped off from Adjustah):
♫ Hey, me just met you! And me am crazy, Union Teacher, Who live off gravy!♪
So now even the models for all of those whacky "People of WalMart" photo shoots have gone on strike because of the bad economy? That Obama could ruin a stainless steel bowling ball!
I's demands they puts pigs knuckles & chitlins on da lunch menu... and BIGGER slices of chawklet cake!
-OR-
Prosecute Bullies for Hate Crimes! Fat slurs hurt my feelings!!
"Hey, hey, ho, ho..Ho Ho? Yeah, I could go for some of those. And Twinkies."
ORA: The guy with a tuba following her around is getting tired.
Consider my lust not just under control, but dead and buried.
"Rahm Emmanuel is starving us! Can't you tell? We're all just skin and bones!"
"Our economy has one foot in the grave! And I'm going to eat it!"
Hey Hey
Ho Ho
Higher teacher salaries make your children more smarterer!
"WHAT DO WE WANT!!!"
"WEIGHTLOSS!!!"
"WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!!
"NOW!!!"
"hey, Hey, HEY; it's Fat Albertha...
and I'm a gonna stick a lot to you..."
Man! Cthulu is even scarier in person than I imagined reading the stories in teh dark,
on stormy evenings,
with the lights flickering and going out,
and creepy music playing,
and...
9 out of 10 Doctors with legitimate medical degrees proscribe THIS as a cure for priapsis.
What does I want? I wantz da union to gimme a custom scooter wit a big wide comfy seat to carry me back and forth from da parking lot to my classroooom.
-OR-
Don't be talking 'bout da kidz awful SKO-lastic test scores! Ain't my fault dem dummies cain't read! Rome warn't built in a day.
Maybe this strike isn't so bad on an humanitarian level. It would be cruel to send that back into a room full of kids...
If she starts to sing... it's over.
“I have one more demand! Bring me Solo and the Wookie.”
Da-amn; Oprah done really let herself go!
Again.
Who in THE hell are YOU to be callin' ME a "beached whale?"
ORA
What exactly do you mean by THAT, Dean Wormer?
I be deh Ebonics Perfesser. Deal wit it.
Shallow Hal gets a look at Sandra Fluke
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