Tuesday, September 11, 2012

This is the Chief of the Chicago Teacher's Union

Try and Control Your Lust


Good gawd, the last negotiator Rahm Emmanuel sent in probably ended up in the Rancor Pit under her living room sofa.

This also explains why the Union demands included "a palette of chocolate-covered pretzels, a drum of grape jam like they ship oil in, a desk of Cheez-its and a hammock of cake."

Best of Steve-O
♫ Hey, me just met you! And me am crazy, Union Teacher, Who live off gravy!♪


Best of blue
No, the last negotiator sent in by Rahm ended up in Mrs Fat Bastard's belly.......

Best of curly
So now even the models for all of those whacky "People of WalMart" photo shoots have gone on strike because of the bad economy? That Obama could ruin a stainless steel bowling ball!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, hey, ho, ho..Ho Ho? Yeah, I could go for some of those. And Twinkies."

Best of Jack Reacher
Consider my lust not just under control, but dead and buried.

Best of wwngd
Hey Hey
Ho Ho
Higher teacher salaries make your children more smarterer!

Best of Submariner
"hey, Hey, HEY; it's Fat Albertha...
and I'm a gonna stick a lot to you..."

Best of Rodney Dill
If she starts to sing... it's over.

Best of Cat Whisperer
“I have one more demand! Bring me Solo and the Wookie.”

Best of  metalgarth
Shallow Hal gets a look at Sandra Fluke

24 comments:

blue said...

No, the last negotiator sent in by Rahm ended up in Mrs Fat Bastard's belly.......

Steve O said...

(totally ripped off from Adjustah):

♫ Hey, me just met you! And me am crazy, Union Teacher, Who live off gravy!♪

curly said...

So now even the models for all of those whacky "People of WalMart" photo shoots have gone on strike because of the bad economy? That Obama could ruin a stainless steel bowling ball!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I's demands they puts pigs knuckles & chitlins on da lunch menu... and BIGGER slices of chawklet cake!

-OR-

Prosecute Bullies for Hate Crimes! Fat slurs hurt my feelings!!

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, hey, ho, ho..Ho Ho? Yeah, I could go for some of those. And Twinkies."

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: The guy with a tuba following her around is getting tired.

Jack Reacher said...

Consider my lust not just under control, but dead and buried.

GregMan said...

"Rahm Emmanuel is starving us! Can't you tell? We're all just skin and bones!"

GregMan said...

"Our economy has one foot in the grave! And I'm going to eat it!"

wwngd said...

Hey Hey
Ho Ho
Higher teacher salaries make your children more smarterer!

Rodney Dill said...

"WHAT DO WE WANT!!!"
"WEIGHTLOSS!!!"
"WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!!
"NOW!!!"

Submariner said...

"hey, Hey, HEY; it's Fat Albertha...
and I'm a gonna stick a lot to you..."

Submariner said...

Man! Cthulu is even scarier in person than I imagined reading the stories in teh dark,
on stormy evenings,
with the lights flickering and going out,
and creepy music playing,
and...

Submariner said...

9 out of 10 Doctors with legitimate medical degrees proscribe THIS as a cure for priapsis.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What does I want? I wantz da union to gimme a custom scooter wit a big wide comfy seat to carry me back and forth from da parking lot to my classroooom.

-OR-

Don't be talking 'bout da kidz awful SKO-lastic test scores! Ain't my fault dem dummies cain't read! Rome warn't built in a day.

Dr. Doom said...

Maybe this strike isn't so bad on an humanitarian level. It would be cruel to send that back into a room full of kids...

Rodney Dill said...

If she starts to sing... it's over.

Cat Whisperer said...

“I have one more demand! Bring me Solo and the Wookie.”

Submariner said...

Da-amn; Oprah done really let herself go!

Again.

Submariner said...

Who in THE hell are YOU to be callin' ME a "beached whale?"

Submariner said...

ORA

What exactly do you mean by THAT, Dean Wormer?

Submariner said...

I be deh Ebonics Perfesser. Deal wit it.

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

Shallow Hal gets a look at Sandra Fluke