Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Unanticipated Return of SciFriday


1. "Oh, c'mon, we can't all go to the costume party as Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
2. All three simultaneously: "Your hairstyle is ridiciulous."
3. "I see you guys also fell for the Fantastic Sam's 'We'll f--k up your hair real good for $5' offer."
4. Auditions for the lead in the Broadway Musical "I'm Rick James, Bitch" continued this week.
5. "It's official; we're the only beings in the universe with uglier hair than Debbi Wasserman-Schultz."


Best of Spineless Vertebra
Mops- the white man's substitute for dreadlocks.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Chinese Knock-off Recall: Iowa, Ohio and Tennessee Rogaine users are urged to return cartons to place of purchase IMMEDIATELY.

Best of jimmy
In the year 2040, the fledgling People's Republic of California features a Cult of Personality built around their leader, the rambling, demented, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Trouble brews as three of her underlings plot to overthrow her and install their chosen successor, the surprisingly well-preserved Nancy Pelosi.

Best of Dr. Doom
A rare glimpse into a meeting of the Romney Campaign brain trust...

Best of Rodney Dill
Dammit... I wanted to be Zombie Bob Marley for Halloween.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
SNL reenactment of the first debate between Obamalama and Romney, moderated by Stephen Colbert in drag.

Best of Submariner
Della Reese's first pilot for "Touched By An Angel" didn't garner much support, thought the Angel of Death was MUCH more frightening.

Best of Steve O
"What will we make this week's alien uniforms out of? All we have to work with are these Sealy Posturpedic mattresses that the actors are sleeping on in the alley behind the studio!

19 comments:

Spin said...

The Bang Bros. And little sister Pop.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Mops- the white man's substitute for dreadlocks.

Spineless Vertebra said...

".... and then we will eject Superman with the kryptonite filled syringes we placed on our shoulders."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It Had to Happen Eventually #653... Hair Club for Men jumps the shark

-OR-

Chinese Knock-off Recall: Iowa, Ohio and Tennessee Rogaine users are urged to return cartons to place of purchase IMMEDIATELY.

-OR-

WTF? Is you two making fun o'me?
No, Leroy, I just wanted to see if I had a shot with Bo Derek!
Heyyyy, that was my idea, Sally!


Carpe Prediction: By this time next year, Google's WordVerify will either be using images of muddy license plates OR making you count the number of angels on the heads of pins

Carpe Phlogiston said...

BET's remake of Hogan's Heroes:
You vere in ze lookout tower, Sgt. Schultz. How did ze prisoners escape?
I know nottink, Commandant Klink! Nottink!
Helga, go make me a sandwich.
Sauerkraut
Vat did you call me?!?!

jimmy said...

In the year 2040, the fledgling People's Republic of California features a Cult of Personality built around their leader, the rambling, demented, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Trouble brews as three of her underlings plot to overthrow her and install their chosen successor, the surprisingly well-preserved Nancy Pelosi.

blue said...

Lampshades would be better.

Dr. Doom said...

Amerikkka after the Kool-Aide...

Dr. Doom said...

A rare glimpse into a meeting of the Romney Campaign brain trust...

Rodney Dill said...

Dammit... I wanted to be Bob Marley for Halloween.

dadoctah said...

Mummenschanz have really let themselves go.

captcha: reflaved. Yeah, boy-EEEE!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

SNL reenactment of the first debate between Obamalama and Romney, moderated by Stephen Colbert in drag.

Submariner said...

Ang Lee's obviously making a remake. I just can't guess what it was...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Colbert: Audience question #4- Why don't airplane windows roll down?
Obamalama: I don't know prezaxtly, but I'm going to instruct my Jobs Czar to hire 100,000 newly legalized illegal hispanic teens to wash dem windows on da runways!
Romney: You're such a libtard, Barrack Good question, unknown audience person! My fellow Americans, I will pay the major airlines 10 BILLION dollars TAX FREE to study this genuine safety issue. Windows should roll down so you can stick your head out and BREATHE when the a/c cuts off!

Dr. Doom said...

Where replacement refs come from...

Submariner said...

Putting it mildly; the Secretary od State was NOT pleased with the new intern class...

Submariner said...

Della Reese's first pilot for "Touched By An Angel" didn't garner much support, thought the Angel of Death was MUCH more frightening.

Steve O said...

"What will we make this week's alien uniforms out of? All we have to work with are these Sealy Posturpedic mattresses that the actors are sleeping on in the alley behind the studio!

Dr. Doom said...

It seems resistance was in fact futile...