Friday, September 28, 2012

The Ultimate Dirty Job



1. Mitt Romney inspects the construction of his Dalek Army.
2. "Hey, Mitt, I dare you to chug a six pack and run that forklift." "You are so on, my friend."
3. L-R: Hard Work and Success; losing to a guy who hands out free cell phones.
4. "Really, Mitt? You've never farted once in your entire life?" "Yeah, it's a Mormon thing."
5. "Really, Mitt? These union guys see no connection whatsoever between their $79 an hour assembly jobs and why this factory is going to Mexico?"


Best of GregMan
"I know you've picked up monkey crap and whacked off turkeys, Mike, but believe me, that's nothing compared to campaigning against a corrupt Chicago machine politician."

Best of metalgarth
If the "Dirty Job" is seeing the FLOTUS naked, then they aren't using the right kind of eye protection.

Best of  dadoctah
"I really love firing people. Starting with the campaign aide who was *supposed* to be getting me a photo op with the head of Microsoft."

Best of Jack Reacher
"That's him. There's that sick intercourse who keeps posting offensive hot chick photos."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mitt was really disappointed to learn that Dirty Job wasn't a biblical character gone bad.

Threadwinner: Spin
Mitt, the dog carrier really has to go inside from now on.

11 comments:

GregMan said...

If Rowe is going to do that thing with the horse's butt to Mitt, I am totally not watching this episode.

GregMan said...

"I know you've picked up monkey crap and whacked off turkeys, Mike, but believe me, that's nothing compared to campaigning against a corrupt Chicago machine politician."

metalgarth said...

If the "Dirty Job" is seeing the FLOTUS naked, then they aren't using the right kind of eye protection.

dadoctah said...

"I really love firing people. Starting with the campaign aide who was *supposed* to be getting me a photo op with the head of Microsoft."

Dr. Doom said...

Seems legit... mucking out the White House is going to be a Dirty Job.

Double the U said...

Well Mitt, being President is a "Dirty Job" but you are not President, and probably wont be.

Jack Reacher said...

"That's him. There's that sick intercourse who keeps posting offensive hot chick photos."

Jack Reacher said...

I understand that next season's "Dirty Jobs" will include cleaning up torched embassies.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mitt was really disappointed to learn that Dirty Job wasn't a biblical character gone bad.

-OR-

Cleaning Tanning Beds
The pair are seen walking from a botched "Dirty Job" to the awaiting ambulance after Tim the Toolman Taylor accidentally turns the UV lights on and burns Mitt's right arm hair off up to the elbow.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mitt Thawtbubble just before the debate: But I need a pulpit, not a podium! Why can't I have a pulpit??

-OR-

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. The wires to his teleprompter are back here. When you seem me touch my finger to my nose, just cut them, okay?

Spin said...

Mitt, the dog carrier really has to go inside from now on.