Friday, September 28, 2012
The Ultimate Dirty Job
1. Mitt Romney inspects the construction of his Dalek Army.
2. "Hey, Mitt, I dare you to chug a six pack and run that forklift." "You are so on, my friend."
3. L-R: Hard Work and Success; losing to a guy who hands out free cell phones.
4. "Really, Mitt? You've never farted once in your entire life?" "Yeah, it's a Mormon thing."
5. "Really, Mitt? These union guys see no connection whatsoever between their $79 an hour assembly jobs and why this factory is going to Mexico?"
Best of GregMan
"I know you've picked up monkey crap and whacked off turkeys, Mike, but believe me, that's nothing compared to campaigning against a corrupt Chicago machine politician."
Best of metalgarth
If the "Dirty Job" is seeing the FLOTUS naked, then they aren't using the right kind of eye protection.
Best of dadoctah
"I really love firing people. Starting with the campaign aide who was *supposed* to be getting me a photo op with the head of Microsoft."
Best of Jack Reacher
"That's him. There's that sick intercourse who keeps posting offensive hot chick photos."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mitt was really disappointed to learn that Dirty Job wasn't a biblical character gone bad.
Mitt, the dog carrier really has to go inside from now on.