Best of Rodney Dill
"The thing's hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of czars!"
Best of John.....just John
What mask? I'm crying because my entire life's accumulated income will not be enough to pay off the debt that I've been saddled with!
Best of metalgarth
"But Mahmmmmm! I don't want to be Carl for Halloween. I want to be Lenny"
Mel Brooks' attempt to merchandise 'Blazing Saddles' was an epic fail.
"The only way you are going to get into a good nursery school is by affirmative action, so put this on and shut up!"
Best of dadoctah
Young Donald Trump's first childhood trauma.
Best of Double the U
Obviously that child is a racist.
Best of Submariner
George and Maud were unusually effective in their use of the bogey-man as a behavior modification tool...
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
You think that reaction was bad? Should've seen how he acted after seeing a mask of Michelle.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ma'am, we're looking for a fellow who's been passing rubber checks and phony currency in Wal-marts all over the country. We don't have a good photo, but he bears a striking resemblance to this mask.