Monday, September 17, 2012

The Mask

Really busy this morning, but I can trust you monors to handle this.




Best of Rodney Dill
"The thing's hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of czars!"

Best of John.....just John
What mask? I'm crying because my entire life's accumulated income will not be enough to pay off the debt that I've been saddled with!

Best of metalgarth
"But Mahmmmmm! I don't want to be Carl for Halloween. I want to be Lenny"

Mel Brooks' attempt to merchandise 'Blazing Saddles' was an epic fail.

"The only way you are going to get into a good nursery school is by affirmative action, so put this on and shut up!"

Best of dadoctah
Young Donald Trump's first childhood trauma.

Best of Double the U
Obviously that child is a racist.

Best of Submariner
George and Maud were unusually effective in their use of the bogey-man as a behavior modification tool...

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
You think that reaction was bad? Should've seen how he acted after seeing a mask of Michelle.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ma'am, we're looking for a fellow who's been passing rubber checks and phony currency in Wal-marts all over the country. We don't have a good photo, but he bears a striking resemblance to this mask.

24 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

He's reacting to the $195,000 price tag. That's your share, kid.

Rodney Dill said...

"The thing's hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of czars!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges... We've got this freakishly scary mask instead."

John.....just John said...

What mask? I'm crying because my entire life's accumulated income will not be enough to pay off the debt that I've been saddled with!

metalgarth said...

"But Mahmmmmm! I don't want to be Carl for Halloween. I want to be Lenny"

metalgarth said...

Mel Brooks' attempt to merchandise 'Blazing Saddles' was an epic fail.

metalgarth said...

"Look kid, you're going to wear the mask, and you are going to sing 'Toot Toot Tootsie' and 'Camptown Ladies' whether you like it or not"

metalgarth said...

"The only way you are going to get into a good nursery school is by affirmative action, so put this on and shut up!"

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

You want to be picked first every time for basketball at the playground? Then you better put this on!"

metalgarth said...

We're just going to make you wear the mask for Halloween. You won't have to wear 'mom jeans', ride a girl's bike, throw like a girl, or join a 'bath house' in Chicago.

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dadoctah said...

Young Donald Trump's first childhood trauma.

Dr. Doom said...

"Don't worry Billy, soon the bad man won't be able to tax you any more", soothed Mommy...

Dr. Doom said...

This is exactly why Muslim Brotherhood rioters choose the Obama Mask 2 to 1 over the nearest competitor...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Then, the salesman showed him the Romney mask and he crapped in his diaper.

-OR-

Washington Post: Thanks to the Patriot Act, the FBI deemed it a hate crime and wasted $7.2 million dollars and several thousand man hours profiling and chasing the sick individuals who've been cutting eyes out of masks like forever without getting caught.

Double the U said...

Obviously that child is a racist.

Submariner said...

I have that same reaction when I see the Obamessiah...

Submariner said...

Immediately preceding the photo op:

"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

Submariner said...

George and Maud were unusually effective in their use of the bogey-man as a behavior modification tool...

Spineless Vertebrae said...

The dad had wished he grabbed a less scary mask, like one of Freddy Krueger.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

You think that reaction was bad? Should've seen how he acted after seeing a mask of Michelle.

Cat Whisperer said...

"I don't want to dress as a clown for Halloween!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If you first noticed the little girl in the background, there's good and bad news -
Good: You're not a priest.
Bad: You ARE a perv.

-OR-

Ma'am, we're looking for a fellow who's been passing rubber checks and phony currency in Wal-marts all over the country. We don't have a good photo, but he bears a striking resemblance to this mask.