1. "Love, soft as an easy chair, love fresh as the morning air..."
2. Bad Touch, Bill! Bad Touch!
3. Spotting Chris Matthews seething with jealous rage, Bill makes it a point to fondle Obama's ass good and hard.
4. "I, um, haven't been hugged this hard since, um, I went to that, um, pizza place and ordered the, um, extra large with arugula and poodle topping."
5. "Uh, yeah, Bill... transfer those long protein strands to me. And if you could transfer some, um, competence, also, that would be, um great."
Best of curly
Obama's such a professional that neither the victim nor the adoring crowds saw him lift the chump's wallet.
Best of Kaptain Krude
All right, the music's stopped, you can let go of each other now. Come on, now. Getting a little awkward, now.
Best of Shayne
Bill finally came to terms with the fact that Barack's no longer bringing him coffee.
Best of Submariner
There, there, Barry. Maureen Dowd didn't really mean it..."
Best of GregMan
"There, there, Bill, don't be frightened, it's only M'Chel's ass..."
Best of jimmy
Bubba thoughtbubble (looking at crowd): "Damn, is that Eva Longoria giving me the eye?"
Obama thoughtbubble: "Oh, crap, that is NOT a gun in his pocket."
Best of Rodney Dill
Both: "Hey! Who took my wallet."
Best of metalgarth
Obama: "MINE" Slick Willy: "Control Your Lust:
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Obama's such a professional that neither the victim nor the adoring crowds saw him lift the chump's wallet.
All right, the music's stopped, you can let go of each other now. Come on, now. Getting a little awkward, now.
Bill finally came to terms with the fact that Barack's no longer bringing him coffee.
"Meet me at the Blue Oyster."
...and the answer is "86 it."
Isn't BO a little thin to be one of Bubba's bi-yotches?
"You complete me."
"No; you complete me..."
"No; YOU complete ME"
"No, dammit..."
"You may now kiss the bride, and consumate this union by screwing the nation."
There, there, Barry. Maureen Dowd didn't really mean it..."
"There, there, Bill, don't be frightened, it's only M'Chel's ass..."
Clinton: "Man, you seem tense - here's a pro tip Barak. Get an intern."
Obama: "That is a rookie play Bill. I have Chris Matthews..."
Bubba thoughtbubble (looking at crowd): "Damn, is that Eva Longoria giving me the eye?"
Obama thoughtbubble: "Oh, crap, that is NOT a gun in his pocket."
Both: "Hey! Who took my wallet."
Obama: "MINE" Slick Willy: "Control Your Lust:
pat pat pat
There, now, see, Obamacare to the resuce! I know it's hard to swallow the crap we dish out, but if you were at the RNC convention you'd have choked to death on the GOP hair balls.
Look its the first black President... and his stunt double...
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